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Straight white men: you're not oppressed.

 

 

 

 

I’m going to reveal a fundamental truth. Evidently this will come as a shock to some.

Newsflash: straight white men are not an underclass. They have all the rights. Still do, always have. More rights than anyone else.

A few weeks ago we ran this piece from the Prime Minister about the importance of continuing the good fight for gender equality.

What we didn’t expect when we published it, was to unearth a new underclass of ‘oppressed’ people who objected to the idea of our PM (or anyone) singling out women for special mention.  I’m paraphrasing:

‘What about men? We have issues too!’

‘How dare you mention women’s rights when men are suffering’.

‘We shouldn’t focus on women’s rights until we fix the problems men have’.

Ah, of course, it’s the loud and noisy Faux Oppressed. A minority of individuals in a social majority of straight white men who cling desperately to the notion that the rest of us have come to rob them of the immense privilege they have in this world. Priveleges they don’t even realise they have.

We must have completely missed the subtext of that article (apparently only obvious to a few white men) which was, more or less, a call for women to subjugate men everywhere.

Battle stations fair wenches, you have more testicles to crush. And what about gay people and their search for equality? That’s a right too far for some!

Let’s be perfectly clear: if you have all the rights, you are out in front. You’re winning. Somebody or some group gaining a few more rights so they begin to catch up isn’t going to alter the privilege you already have. Rights are not a finite commodity. Rights are not, for example, coal. You can’t run out of them. They’re as infinite as society wants to make them.

Equality isn’t a question of Robin Hood economics. We don’t have to take any rights to grant new ones. That’s the beauty of it.

Now, far be it for me to couch the debate over gender equality (or any other social issue) in terms of winners and losers. Truth be told there should be no winners. And no losers. It should be a tie. But currently, there are losers in these particular debates: women, gays and lesbians, transgender people, Indigenous people. Every time this subject comes up a chorus line of the Faux Oppressed emerges with arguments about how they’re really doing it tough. Tougher than the lot we’d originally gathered to discuss. When Julia Gillard says that women aren’t paid as much as men for doing the same job, that’s a fact, not an opinion.

In almost every scenario imaginable, the Faux Oppressed are of the dominant gender, skin colour, religion, political party, club, group, whatever.

We’re talking straight white men. This is important: Not all of them. Not every straight white man is pining for lost rights (where did those ‘rights’ even go?) but almost every person who is outraged by any talk of equality is a straight, white man. Most of them get it. They know they’re out in front. And they’re OK about stopping to help others. Mostly Because:

When Indigenous people got the vote, men didn’t lose their vote.

When women are given pay increases, it doesn’t come from the pay packets of men.

When gays are eventually allowed to marry, straight marriages won’t self combust.

Want to argue with some facts? Sure!

Two thirds of the 800 million people worldwide who lack basic literacy skills are women. Globally 1 in 3 women and girls experience physical and sexual violence with rates as high as 2 in 3 in some Pacific countries. Australian women still earn, on average, 18 per cent less than Australian men in the workplace. At almost every turn, women are not out in front. Men are. So why anyone would get all huffy that we want to try and close this gap (note: close it, not widen it in the other direction) is beyond me.

“Can you just shut up about your ‘equality’ now? I’m sick of seeing gay stories all over the news.”

That’s an actual quote from somebody whose fundamental human right to not hear stories about the gays was being infringed right that minute on the news.

My favourite is ‘we have more important issues to worry about, like asylum seekers coming here and taking our privileges’!

It’s not that being a straight white male makes you immune to problems. Yes, some men are abused by female partners. But the vast majority of victims of domestic violence (to pick one example) are overwhelmingly women and children.

Of course men have problems. But women are still not equal.

Of course straight people have issues too. But gay people are still not equal.

Narrowing the headstart you have on equality does not suddenly mean you’re losing. It means society is learning to run a fairer race.

Need a funnier argument? There’s a bit of swearing but Louis CK has the goods:

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Mark Neil 12 years ago

"What we didn’t expect when we published it, was to unearth a new underclass of ‘oppressed’ people who objected to the idea of our PM (or anyone) singling out women for special mention. I’m paraphrasing:"

Of course you're paraphrasing. Because if you put actual quotes in, they wouldn't seem quite so unreasonable as you want to make them out to be.

Furthermore, last I checked, equality didn't mean singling out a specific group for special treatment.

Lastly, It's a shame that people who want to pretend they're so enlightened and progressive are unwilling to even examine the possibility men have issues, instead treating mra's as if they were just some man-hating bulldyke.. oh wait, that's how early feminists were treated, I meant woman-hating caveman.


asian_girl 12 years ago

That's right! We need to crush the white man! Emasculate him! Confuse him! Indoctrinate boys when they're young with feminist thinking! So we can make sure white people produce at an unsustainable level of kids in the long run. Promote more gay and feminism issues! More gay marriage! More promotion of women! Divide the nation by gender and sexuality! We need to keep pushing women in all sort of positions with the use of victimhood mentality! (Victimhood results in equality oriented policies! No Australian politician will deny the women vote!) ...Promote more white guilt of the political Left! Make all white people feel guilty for being racist and the treatment of the Indigenous!...Less breeding locally means more immigrants! In due time, white men will become disillusioned like the men in Japan; the Govt will be forced to increase immigration and throw taxpayer's money at couples to encourage marriage and kids! Or else face a statistical fact of local population extinction!

...Once the Govt is forced into large immigration policies, that's when the Asians and Muslims will take over Australia to free the Indigenous from white tyranny! (Especially the failed Govt policies for the last 30 years).

Then we'll crush those in the political Left because we're done using them like the emotionally driven people they are. Wipe them off the map and free Australia to return it to the Indigenous! ...I love it when a good plan come together! Use the political Left to destroy the white!

LondonChas 11 years ago

I know this is post is nearly a year old but this post is a load of clichés, it's exactly the sort of comment that actually prove this article right. What a load of hysterical rubbish.