It’s almost over, guys. The Bachelor is almost over.
But in last night’s episode, I noticed that Snezana said something along the lines of “Sam and I have only really had three dates”.
‘Hang on one wee minute, Snezzy’, I thought to myself. ‘How have you only had three dates? It feels like you’ve been in the house since Y2K’.
And then my brain started ticking over, something it rarely does while watching The Bachelor. I had questions. So many questions. And now that there is only one more episode in which they could be answered, I feel that, like so many of the Bachelorettes, I’m going to be left hanging.
So, help me, but here’s what’s keeping me up about Bachelor business.
Questions The Bachelor has left us with:
1. What the HELL do the girls do all day when they aren’t being singled out for dates? Is it like Big Brother in there? Or some kind of sweat shop?
2. What is the sleeping arrangement? Solo rooms? Bunk beds? One giant love-heart-shaped bed that all the girls spoon in, rotating every 30 mins?
3. How long are they actually in the house? I know that filming finished before the show started airing, but does a rose ceremony happen once a week? Or once a day? What is the schedule, people?
4. When do they pack when they get suddenly kicked out (like Jacinda did, and Bec) or do they just leave all their shit at the house and it gets divided between the remaining girls? Or do they all just carry secret suitcases with them at all times?
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Watching some of US Bachelor, they pack their suitcases when they go on a date and leave them at the house. Whoever gets sent home, someone comes in and picks up their suitcase which is how the other girls first know who's going home after a group date.
But that's US, could be different in Aus.
I think you might be on to something. Leave Bachie in the house full time with the women! Then they can all get to know each other better, he can see them warts and all - no make up, first thing in the morning, a bit shitty 'coz they're tired, bitching about who hasn't done the washing up! It would be hard for the women to keep up the Little Miss Perfect front 24/7. I'd much rather watch that!