BREAKING BACHELOR NEWS, PEOPLE.

It’s been reported that  Channel Ten has CANCELLED ALL INTERVIEWS with the Bach and his chosen one after tonight’s final.

Is that because he didn’t even choose anyone?

Is that because he got rejected?

Is he so dejected and lonely that he doesn’t want to talk to anyone, even Sandra Sully?

KIIS FM’s Jackie O has just revealed her scheduled interview was cancelled, writing:

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING US. But guess what? Luckily for you guys, we have an interview with Bachie Blake in the bank.

With all the dramas this week, and then all the cancelling, you have to read this.

Maybe you can squeeze out the juice:

Deal, Bachie. Definitely a deal. Also, bring your new fiancée.

WHICH ONE IS SHE?

The 2014 Bachelor - Blake. Muscles with a head.

Alana. Did nothing interesting.

Amanda. Same as Alana.

Amber. The Canadian one.

Anita. The one who hid in the bushes.

Bridgette-rose. Don't know.

Chantal. Seemed a little cray.

(Princess) Diana. Unaware what happened to Princess Diana.

Emma F. Short hair.

Emma L. Long hair.

Holly. Netballer/Non-netballer assistant.

Jess. Seems normal. May win.

Kara. Wore clothes.

Karla. Person on this show.

Katrina. Curly #1.

Lauren. Side Part.

Laurina. Audrey Hepburn on the outside. Kath Day-Knight on the inside.

Lisa. Person.

Louise. She is called Louise.

Sam. Possibly closet bogan.

Samantha. Cannot interact like a human.

Shana. ???

Stacey-Louise. Hyphenated name.

Tiarnar. Tiaaaaaarnaaaaaaaaar.

Zoe. Curly hair #2.