Osher has no time for bullsh*t tonight.
We open on Ciarran doin’ a swear and taking off his clothes.
He comes back out into the cocktail party in casual clothes, without his mic, and asks Angie to go for chat.
He tells Angie that he’s found out his Nan has passed away and he just can’t commit to the show anymore.
The whole of Australia cries.
Angie walks Ciarran to the limo, they have one last kiss, and then he gets into the car.
As the limo pulls out of the mansion driveway, Angie says she’ll never know if Ciarran is the one now.
Somewhere, in the distance, Osher is silently sobbing into a rose that will never again be pinned onto one of Ciarran’s snazzy blazers.
We will never forget Ciarran’s cute braids, fun hats, and that one time he got his Willy Wonka out.
It’s the next morning and Timm with two Ms is saying he’s probably going to “Steven Bradbury” this whole thing if guys keep leaving and true.
The guys then ask Jamie if he regrets stirring the Jamie pot and throwing people under the Jamie bus at the cocktail party.
He does… not.