It’s 2019 and people have lost the critical art of human decency, especially when it comes to dating.
No this isn’t a rant about ghosting – we’ll save that for another time – this is a horrifying glimpse at the real-life excuses people use to excuse cheating.
It started when Twitter user Tess (@that1mum) asked her followers for the “funniest excuse” they’ve been given by a cheating partner, and the answers are truly frightening.
From ‘it was my evil twin,’ (yes, really) to the age-old excuse of: ‘my mum did it,’ (???) this Twitter thread is proof that romance may be dead.
Group therapy post-reading is recommended.
Sophie Monk talks to Mamamia about cheating. Post continues below.
What is the worst excuse for cheating on someone that you’ve ever heard? Tell us in a comment below.