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YES PLOISE: The cast of Kath and Kim are reuniting. Here are 14 of the show's best quotes.

Grab a glass of chardonnay and set up your favourite deckchair.

The cast of Kath and Kim are reuniting to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the iconic show.

Kath & Kim: Our Effluent Life will air on Channel Seven on Sunday night, and we couldn't be more excited.

Here’s some words of wisdom from Kath and Kim to celebrate. Post continues after video.

To celebrate the reunion, here are 14 of our absolute favourite quotes and moments from Kath and Kim.

1. There’s only one way to celebrate special occasions.

"This calls for BBQ Shapes and a bottle of Baileys!"

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2. That time when Kim didn’t know how to pronounce 'chardonnay'.

"Alright then, chardonnay, chardonnay, you pack of chunts!"

3. It's not a crime to keep yourself trim.

"I like to keep myself trim Kim. Does it make me a crim to keep myself trim?"

4. There is only one way to get someone's attention.

"Look at me."

"Look at moiye, ploise, Kim."

5. That time when Kim was the queen of insults.

Kath: "Kim, I'll tell you something for nothing, you may eat like a pig but you're definitely not a dog."

Kim: "Well if I'm not a dog how come I've got a b*tch for a mother?"

6. And let's not forget Kath as well.

"Kim! Bite your tongue or I'll come over there and bite it for you!"

7. Every carch needs a throi.

"What about a throi? A throi for your carch?"

8. Kim, I don't think that's what Santa meant.

Santa: "Ho ho ho!"

Kim: "Thank you Santa, I am!"

9. There's only one kind of date that really matters.

"For your information, I do have a date! A sticky date!

10. That time when Kim couldn't spell 'over'.

Kath: "Well what are you trying to say to me Kim? What?

Kim: "That my marriage is over! O-V-A-H! Over!

11. Cherry Ripe is definitely a fruit.

Sharon: "What about a piece of fruit Kimmy?"

Kim: "Good idea. Can you get me a Cherry Ripe? Jumbo size."

12. Beauty knows no pain.

Sharon: "Come on Kim, beauty knows no pain."

Kim: "Well, you're a pain that knows no beauty. Remember that, Sharon."

13. That time when Kim gave us all a brilliant new insult.

"Blow it out your arse!"

14. But it didn't quite beat Kel's insult.

"You're not a freckle, you're a mole."

Kath & Kim: Our Effluent Life will air on Channel Seven on November 20 at 7pm.

This post was originally published on July 31, 2019, and updated with new information on November 18, 2022.

Feature Image: ABC.

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gu3st 2 years ago
I once contracted to a US firm and when I flew up to meet the crew, I took a Kath and Kim DVD (which dates the f. out of me), as a light-hearted way to explain Australian culture.

 Standing in front of a conference room full of bemused and amused Americans and explaining that the word 'spunk' means something entirely different in Australia was an unexpectedly delightful little ice-breaker.

Rush 5 years ago 1 upvotes

Added to my list! Got the weekend to myself, I will be watching this and the new season of Derry Girls.