Lana was tipped to be the next Bachelorette. Then she threw a spanner in the works.

Hmmmm.

I think this what you call quite a significant spanner.

Lana Jeavons-Fellows, also known as runner-up to Sam Wood‘s heart and the one widely, widely, wideeeeeeely tipped to be the next Bachelorette has announced she has, um, a boyfriend.

Because there’s nothing like a good whack of monogamy to set fire to the next season of the Bachelorette and burn our hopes and dreams while it’s up in flames.