Welcome to HeTexted.com. It’s a new website run BY men FOR women. And it’s all about helping you sort out what the hell the bloke you’ve been seeing, the bloke you’d like to be seeing or the bloke you somehow ended up married to, is trying to say.
Readers take screen shots from their phones that show the SMS conversation between them and their prospective partner and then post the messages to the HeTexted.com site.
An expert panel of bros: Mason and his friends Ben (“I’m kind of a douchebag”), Tim (“I’m the nice-guy”) and Chris (“I have a good perspective on love”) are available to answer the questions of angst-ridden, stressed-out women around the globe.
According to their ‘About’ page:
Every Sunday morning, we would sit around with our girlfriends, going over the night before, regretting any less-than-sober texts (and maybe the diner cheese fries). We would wait for the guy to text, or, determined not to play “the game”, send the first text.
So we set out to create a place where you could finally find some answers, advice and usually, a game plan– all from people that are totally unbiased. Basically, the kind of community that tells it like it is.
And if ‘the bros’ don’t have a solution, if they can’t interpret the particularly unusual abbreviations or phrasing or use of emoticons of the bloke you’re seeing – well, then you can ask other female readers on the site to give their own advice or simply vote on whether or not the guy is keen, lying or…..just not that into you.
Can you imagine using such a service? What’s the most baffling piece of man-speak have you encountered?
Top Comments
*HER DIARY***
That night, I thought he was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee.
I was shopping with my friends all day long,
so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,
but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that
we go somewhere quiet so we could talk,
he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.
I asked him what was wrong - he said,"Nothing."
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him,
he simply smiled and kept driving.
I can't explain his behaviour;
I don't know why he didn't say,
"I love u, too."
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him,
as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there and watched TV.
He seemed distant and absent.
Finally I decided to go to bed.
About 10 minutes later he came to bed.
We made love silently and he held me closely..
I decided that I could not take it anymore,
so I decided to confront him with the situation
but he had fallen asleep.
I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.
I don't know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
*HIS DIARY***
Collingwood lost
Fucking shattered.
Got a root though.
Brilliant!
Gold!!
What a timely article for me.
I feel just slightly wistful to say that it seems all the sparks and flirtations are over with for Bedroom Eyes and I.
For those who followed my comments, it was *so* on during September, he even sought me out just before he went away at an event I was managing to heap praise on me (unnecessarily). Then he was away for nearly one month and it all seems to have fizzled out on his return.
OK, he’s 'hot as' to look at, but it is just not the same. I could analyse it to pieces and torture myself (ie. may well be a player, is arrogant and probably flirts with all the girls, was just practicing his ‘moves’ on me, changed his mind/ thought better of it, met someone, etc)… but it all comes down to – he’s simply not that interested in me.
Ah well. He’s the one missing out, I know. I hate games. Probably better for me to avoid an office romance anyway. I do feel a little confused though, and don’t appreciate a colleague doing this – one I have to deal with - and I fell a bit like a cat’s feather on a string (being played with for his amusement) and somewhat embarrassed as I was clearly interested, but it was nice to feel that hopeful feeling that I’ve not felt in a while, even though nothing’s come of it.
Overall, have probably dodged a bullet - all this on/off and hot/cold behaviour is a big turn off it is also time wasting. We’re back to is square one: an attractive and intelligent, but ultimately unreachable and let’s face it, possibly quite boring, dude at work. And I thought *I* was the Queen of having my guard up! And seeing him for the first time in a while today, yes… I do believe more than before that he has tickets on himself. Good luck Bedroom Eyes! Moving on…
i haven't read any of your other posts about him so don't know the whole story, but i literally could have written this myself about one of my workmates - every detail exactly the same! ahhh it would be so much easier to get over people if you didn't have to see them at work every single day....