Dear Diary,
What a fckn day.
Kim keeps (ugly) crying because someone leaked her separation from Kanye to the press.
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Weird.
In unrelated news, I visited the offices ofTMZ this morning wearing a long red wig and sunglasses and a prosthetic nose and just whispered in the ear of the receptionist: "Code red. I repeat, code red. Kim and Kanye are done."