There was always that one guy (or girl) at school who thought penis drawings were hilarious.
You know the one – if someone fell asleep on the back of the bus, they’d be the first to whip out a texta and draw a penis on their face (much to the horror of their parents when they arrived home).
…Well it turns out he/she grew up and got themselves a job in fashun on the design team at YSL.
They’ve been plodding along for years in their position, building the trust of their employers and waiting for their time to strike.
Then, finally, in a design meeting one morning, they took their chance.
“What about… penises?” they asked hopefully.
Then Tim Gunn wandered in wearing a pinstriped suit and said “make it work” and off they went.
OK – so we don’t actually know how anything works in the fashion industry, but we do know that we now live in a world where a brass gold penis pendant necklace and matching penis earrings exist… and they cost more than our rent.
Yes, for just $1085 AUD (plus $470 AUD if you want the earrings too), you can be a lifetime member of the pen 15 club.
If they weren’t already sold out, that is.
That’s right – the phallic bling is no longer available. It seems everyone flocked to snap them up so they could have a gold penis dangling near their face and we want to know why.
Maybe they’ve been invited to a really, really extra hens party?
…Or maybe they just really like penises?
All we know for sure is that the penis pendant and “penis dangle earrings” (yes that is what they’re called, you cannot make this stuff up) are the latest wacky fashion world trend that we just can’t get our heads around.
Check out the brass gold bad boys below:
We're all for BDE, but it's a no from us.
Earlier this year, Fendi released a scarf that looks suspiciously like a vagina, so it seems genitals are the new black ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ .
Top Comments
It's from the "Royalty" collection!
A 'pair and a spare'... one for the "QUEEN"s ear and one for HimHer's 'consort/reamer'!
I am convinced that fashion designers are pranking us with all this stuff. It’s a contest to see who can design the most ridiculous thing they can think of, and get people to pay huge sums of money for them. Also, I know plenty of grown men who still think dick-and- balls drawings are hilarious. My BIL was working on a job site a while back, and said that he’d turn his back for a second, and the thing he’d been working on would have a dick drawn on it.
I think it's a bit like finding farts funny. It's not necessarily a gender or age thing, more a "either you do or you don't" haha I know a few women who are just as prone to drawing dicks on things for a laugh.
And yeah, I think it's fashion designers being bored. Or that "fashion" is one massive prank that they're just getting less subtle with.
"Oh yes darlink, it's the hottest new trend, all the rage! Everyone in Milan is wearing 3 different penises made of precious metal on their head and neck. No, no, it looks amazing."
Do you reckon they sit and have a giggle when someone actually spends money on this sort of stuff???
"See Jim, I told you we'd get an 'Influncer' to part with their money, lets add some balls to the next design."
I’d say they’re sitting around pissing themselves laughing, counting all their money! At least I hope so. The alternative is that they are serious and think all this stuff is really beautiful and worth spending thousands of dollars on!
Interesting that you never see people drawing vaginas on things. Only ever dick and balls! (And fart gags are pretty much always funny.)