
There’s a single sentence I’ve found myself whispering to friends, the bus driver, and the kind man who makes my morning coffee.
“I just don’t know about Ryan…”I say while shaking my head pensively and looking off into the distance.
They respond in one of two ways.
The first is: “Oh, me neither, I just don’t trust him.”
And the second is: “Ma’am. Who the f*ck is Ryan and why are you whispering in my ear like that?”
What a ridiculous question.
Ryan Anderson is obviously the intruder on Angie Kent’s season of The Bachelorette who has just made it into the top four. He’s an island caretaker from Queensland, who has a passion for rescue dogs.
Watch the moment Ryan shared his secret with Angie on last night’s episode of The Bachelorette. Post continues below.
Now, don’t get us wrong. We all like the part where he fusses over dogs.
But liking dogs isn’t everything. And, as one woman on Twitter put it,liking dogs isn’t a personality trait.
We learned that before the show began, Ryan and Angie were direct messaging on Instagram and while they (allegedly) never went on a date, apparently there was a lot of “banter” which everyone knows is code for “dirty nudes”.
And that’s fine. Ryan and Angie are free to send as many nudes as they like. But it feels like Ryan had an advantage by a) knowing Angie previously and b) having a special connection with dogs, which I don’t appreciate.
Since his arrival, I just get a sense in my gut but also my heart and also my brain, that something isn’t right.

You look like you have secrets.
To be clear, I'm not talking about Ryan the human being. I'm talking about Ryan the character as edited by this team:

Yea. You guys probs have some explaining to do idk.
Now that that's established, here is a list of reasons I have complicated and unresolved feelings towards Ryan.
But it's not just me who is suspicious of Ryan...
Angie: Ryan, will you accept this rose? Me: pic.twitter.com/WcbApctvPG
— Fadilah Mahmud (@FadilahMeh) November 6, 2019
Timm SQUIRMING with joy as Ryan digs the mother of all holes at this dinner party is ALL OF AUSTRALIA right now #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Gf6dx4AT4r
— Fiza Zali (@fizawanders) November 6, 2019
Ryan right now #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/vy0imNnUaq
— Raquel Gazzola (@raquelgazzola) November 6, 2019
ryan for 6 weeks: angie i am here for YOU i'm so infatuated with YOU i'm here for YOU and YOU only
ryan now: oh shit yeah, i applied for ali's season didn't i?! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/B1jDoVEQnD
— charlotte borland ???? (@charborland__) November 6, 2019
The producers trying to make Angie and Ryan happen #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/a6c8pHtNYf
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) November 6, 2019
Timm walking in to interrupt Angie and Ryan like #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/FEowoEW6hp
— Milly (@__LanaM__) October 31, 2019
Ryan when that question got read out #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Hv3aW7bGvt
— Alice ???????? (@alicevictoria19) November 6, 2019
Ryan is so sprung I'm living for this exposure #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/UydNkdL1Dv
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) November 6, 2019
Ryan’s only personality trait is liking dogs AND THATS NOT EVEN A PERSONALITY TRAIT #BacheloretteAU
— alysha (@intosneedy) November 6, 2019
Look.
Ryan is probably a lovely person who enjoys patting dogs and applying for multiple reality television programmes.
I just don't want him to win
The Bachelorette.
Please.
Do you have unresolved feelings about anyone on The Bachelorette? Let us know in the comments below.
Jessie Stephens
Executive Editor
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