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The worst pickup lines ever... and why guys use them

When it comes to breaking the ice, would these guys get your number?

"How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice!"

“This line has been making its rounds lately.

"Do you believe in love at first sight...or should i walk around you three or four more times?"

Let’s be honest.

"If i said you have a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?"

"Go ahead. I give you permission to pick me up."

Guys think you think confidence is good.

"I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?"

“I wouldn’t expect this to work…but it’s a no pressure and slightly funny way of asking for her number,&rdqu

"I was trying to have a guys' night out and you just totally ruined it by being so cute."

Why do guys think is a good one?

"Wow, you must work out a lot!"

This one is somehow kind of flattering and offensive at the same time.

"Can I get a picture of you so that I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"

[Guy puts out his hand] "Will you hold this while I go for a walk?"

Seriously? How is this not a little bit adorable?

"What do you like for breakfast?"

Because, sometimes, all it takes is a little confidence.

"Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see me in your pants?"

This is a good example of a double standard line: it usually only works if you’re a girl picking up a g

"You look like trouble!"

A little teasing can go a long way. And nothing gets the flirtatious juices flowing faster than a little challenge.

"I bet you $50 you're not going to talk to me."

This one is a big gamble but if the guy is HOT, and he says it with a cute smile, perhaps it’s a bet you wouldn’t m

"Miss, I think you just dropped something...

"I had to come over and see if your personality is as amazing as your smile."

“We polled 1,000 women about questions they wanted to ask men, one of the most common:  &l

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see."

This one is a guaranteed good laugh.

"You might as well kiss me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."

The truth always works.

[Guy gestures to his shirt] "Excuse me do you know what this material is? I'm actually pretty sure it's boyfriend material."

“It’s innocent.

"If I follow you home, will you keep me?"

Guys think this is cute. We think it's part booty call, part only kind-of clever and 100 percent creepy.
 

"Hello. Are you taking applications for a boy/girlfriend?"

...because the number one thing you want to be doing when you're out is conducting impromptu interviews.

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