Eurostar Group is in the business of manufacturing tablet computers. You can get their standard ePad in a number of colors, if you’re a gamer you can get one that is preloaded with some things you might enjoy. Now, I know that women reading this are already in a panic — computers are so complicated and we are so utterly hopeless with electronics. Well never fear, there’s a Eurostar Tablet for that — the ePad Femme. And it’s pink so our tiny brains can process it.
Of course you are already worried that you’ll never be able to figure out how to download more apps because as a woman you just aren’t very bright. Don’t fret sweet girl, sit down on your swooning couch and have a diet soda before you get the vapors — downloading more apps isn’t possible with this tablet! A nice man has predetermined everything you need — an app for grocery shopping, an app for cooking, an app for pregnancy, an app for yoga, perfume and weight loss. Isn’t he nice?