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Sometimes? Late at night? This is the kind of shit I think about.

Here is a picture of Celine Dion with her child. Quick: boy or girl?

If you said girl? WRONG. It’s her son, Renee Charles.

So late at night, when I’m not wondering how Brad and Angelina manage to even say GOODNIGHT to all of their children, or whether Jennifer Aniston will ever find lasting love, I have been known to wonder why Celine Dion’s SON has such long hair. And why she doesn’t JUST CUT IT. Well, now I know. Because she told Oprah – who admits she has wondered the same thing as me. Me and Oprah? We’re thisclose.

Renee Charles is now 7 years old and you can watch Celine explain his hair here.

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Lu 15 years ago

Obviously Renee is homeschooled. Obviously he's never had head lice either. Send him to a regular school, catch nits and his long hair would long gone...........


gigdiary 15 years ago

See, Carm it'd be best if I stood out front with my walking stick, and directed the regular commenters to the main tables, mind you, when the bloke in speedos turns up, I'm going to pretend to not know him, and he'll have to go through security again! bugger that, isn't it!
But eventually I'll say, 'oh, I know you, you rented the place next to Mia Freedman's , ok, dudes. let him in. He's ok, just a bit of a hanger on'!