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SEALED SECTION: How To Have Sex At Someone Else's House

Let's face it, sex at your parent’s house (or worse, the in-law’s!) can be a bit tricky but with so many of us spending holidays with family and friends it's often something that we er, want to make a bit easier .  Between bunking with the baby, all that family around, and the total lack of privacy (remember those paper thin walls from high school?), it often seems hardly worth the effort. But hey, if you’re using up your holidays with the parents, why not shoot for some  fun…or at least holiday sex! In fact, by using some creativity, a few white lies and a little old-fashioned sneaking around, you can bring back that lovin’ feeling

Sex During the Holidays?

Turn up the Volume

The opposite of silence is a lot of noise and this just might do the trick.

Below Deck

Basements were made for make-outs and even though you haven’t used one for that reason in decades, there’s no reason not to start now.

Up the Ante

Basically, any room in the house not in current use is good for a sex-capade. So why not head to the attic? Dr.

Game on!

One surefire way to get everyone in one room -- leaving you plenty of opportunity for alone time with your mate -- is by turning on a local sports game.

Use the Baby as Part of the Get-Away Plan

Make putting the baby down a two-person job. Have one person grab all the gear, while the other gets the baby.

Sneak it in

One of the most discreet positions for sex is side by side.

Early bird gets the worm (or, eh, sex)

If you can’t stay up until everyone else is snoring, set a secret alarm clock for an early morning romp.

Get caught up on “work”

C’mon, you know you do have some catching up to do…but with each other, not with work!

Play the martyr

Upon arrival, announce that your husband’s snoring (or your baby’s crying) would just keep everyone up so you’ve gone ahead and booked a motel room down th

Go for a run

You know how important it is to stick to your exercise plan on vacation. So suit up together and head out.

A Quickie in the Car

You didn’t buy the minivan with all that room and tinted windows for nothing. Sneak away to the car for a quickie. Not quite able to pull it off?

Having the house to yourself

Ultimately, the easiest way to get in some lovin’ is to have the rest of the family leave you alone.

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