Like most celebs, Olivia Wilde is just about done with the paparazzi. But rather than hide her face or knock their cameras to the ground, the actress has cut the snappers down with a seething and, frankly, totally boss Instagram post.
The 32-year-old, who is currently “ten thousand months pregnant” to partner Jason Sudekis, tells the tale of taking a well-deserved rest on a bench in NYC’s Central Park when a photographer sprung from the bushes toting a “nat geo lens”.
“Ya know, the kind you use to snap wild animals who would kill you if you got too close,” she wrote.
Unsurprisingly, this was her reaction:
“When you see pics of people looking angry it’s because they’re reacting normally to an extremely abnormal situation,” she continued.
“I’m posting this so people understand that this face is how it feels to be followed by strange men (sorry but it’s almost never a woman) who climb trees to snap pics of pregnant ladies. Not cool.”
She then followed up with what may be the fiercest hashtag we’ve ever clapped eyes on: “Mama wolf will cut you.”
The post, which has attracted more than 100,000 likes in less than 24 hours, is just another reason to love Wilde’s approach to impending motherhood – or “infanticipating”, as she like to call it.
Her Instagram is studded with gems like this:
And this:
And our personal favourite:
Olivia’s baby will be the second for her and Jason. The pair, who have been dating since 2011, have a two-year-old son named Otis.
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How did Olivia get her hands on that photo so that she could post it to her Instagram?
It was probably sold to a media outlet or published and then she re-uploaded it
I'd say it was one of many of her taken from stalking paparazzi during her pregnancy. The pap probably sold it and it was published online like the many others. It's probably widely available, and she decided to make an example of it.
Why wouldn't she be able to get her hands on the photo? Presumably, the paparazzo sold it to a magazine or website and she got it from there.
If it was up to me, the answer to your question would be, 'She ran up to the photographer, put him in a chokehold and once he was suitably unconscious she took his camera home, deleted all the photographs he had taken while stalking other celebrities, downloaded her own image to her computer and then published it on her Instagram. The photgrapher contacted her to ask if he could have his camera back. She told him to go f*ck himself, that she was keeping it as an assh*le tax.'
I wonder if Melania intends to gilt-ify the White House?
Yikes! Although I suspect that gaudiness is more down to her husband than to her.