1. Dean Wells says he won’t ever be getting back together with Tracey Jewel. And here’s why.
We interrupt your royal wedding-filled feed to bring you news of a sadder love story.
The never-ending love story of Married At First Sight’s Dean Wells and Tracey Jewel.
Are Dean and Tracey getting back together? Aren’t they? It’s exhausting.
Thanks to a video Dean shared on Instagram on Friday, we know the answer. For now.
In footage shot in a lush green forest that looks suspiciously professional, Dean sat on a what we presume was a big rock and ‘cleared the air’ regarding his and newly single Tracey’s relationship status.
“As far as [Tracey] and I getting back together again, I’m sure Tracey is going to find the man of her dreams at some point, but that’s not going to be me,” he said as his eyes kept darting to a man to the side holding cue cards, we believe.
“I’ve moved on, I’m doing my own thing now. I wish Tracey all the best but her and I aren’t quite right for each other.”
He also told the internet trolls to back the hell away from Tracey and stop being mean.
“People are being a bit nasty to Tracey, she hasn’t done anything wrong… everyone needs to lay off Tracey a bit.”
You can watch his full monologue below.
2. The stern warning Meghan Markle’s Suits co-star gave her regarding Prince Harry.
Clearly it all worked out, but when Meghan Markle’s Suits co-stars first found out she was dating Prince Harry, well… let’s just say they had some reservations.
Speaking to America’s Today show, Rick Hoffman said he and the rest of the tight-knit cast found out about Meghan, 36, and Harry, 33, months before the rest of the world did.
“I had gotten the news early, and I was like, ‘You got to be kidding me,'” the 47-year-old said, as reported by The Daily Telegraph.
“And it was like, both of us in the trailer like, ‘Oh, my. You’re going – you’re dating a prince?’ And then, you know. I was just like, ‘Well, take it slow. Be careful. Don’t let him hurt you.'”
Rick and the rest of the cast received invites to the wedding, and he said “doves flew out” when he opened his envelope, which we’re almost certain isn’t true, but it would be cool if they had.
3. Why Khloe Kardashian still hasn’t given her baby a middle name.
It’s been just over a month since Khloe Kardashian gave birth to her first child, but she’s still deciding on a middle name for her baby girl.
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star welcomed her baby, True Thompson, with Tristan Thompson on April 12.
After sharing the news of True’s name to the world on Instagram, many fans questioned whether True had a middle name.
Posting to her app yesterday, Khloe wrote: “True doesn’t have a middle name – for now.”
“It was enough pressure to pick a first name! I have a couple of names in mind, I’m just not completely sure about it yet. I plan to take my time and decide if I’ll give her one at all,” she said.
Khloe posted a video of baby True last weekend, one month after she was born.
4. Thomas Markle has responded to the news that Prince Charles will be walking Meghan Markle down the aisle.
After Thomas Markle was forced to pull out of attending the royal wedding due to his impending heart surgery, the world became awash with rumours of who would walk Meghan down the aisle.
Yesterday, Kensington Palace released a statement, confirming that Prince Charles will walk Meghan down the aisle to his son, Prince Harry.
— Kensington Palace (@KensingtonRoyal) May 18, 2018
Speaking to TMZ, Mr Markle said he was “honoured and grateful” that Charles would be walking his daughter down the aisle.
He said he will “proudly” watch the wedding on television from a “secluded place with friends, hopefully with no press”.
Although Charles will walk Meghan to the foot of the altar, he won’t be giving her away.
In what has been called a ‘bold feminist move’, Charles will take a step back as Meghan presents herself to Prince Harry.
5. Harry and Meghan’s wedding vows have been revealed, and we’re already getting emotional.
We’re just hours out from the royal wedding, and Kensington Palace has released the vows which will be exchanged between Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.
Like Princess Diana and Kate Middleton before her, Meghan, 36, has also opted to leave out the vow which states she will “obey” Harry, most likely because it’s 2018.
Instead, Meghan will say: “I Meghan, take you, Harry, to be my husband, to have and to hold from this day forward; for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death us do part; according to God’s holy law. In the presence of God I make this vow.”
Harry’s vows are almost identical to his bride’s.
The 33-year-old will say: “I Harry, take you, Meghan, to be my wife, to have and to hold from this day forward; for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death us do part; according to God’s holy law. In the presence of God I make this vow.”