Ok, let’s play a game of ‘spot the most shocking thing about this photo of Lily Allen at Glastonbury’.
You ready?
Is it:
a) Her excellent new multi-coloured hair?
b) Her nipple that’s poking out of her top?
Or c) Her virtually non-existent armpit hair?
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Give yourself a pat on the back if you choose c) Her virtually non-existent armpit hair.
Said armpit hair has been picked up and reported on by the British tabloids, because apparently a female with armpit hair is a still newsworthy topic. It’s so newsworthy that it trumped her rogue nipple. What kind of madness is this that underarm hair beats a celebrity wardrobe malfunction? Then again, maybe we’ve finally made some traction with the #FreeTheNipple campaign?
But back to Glastonbury for a moment. If ever there was a place for a celebrity to debut their armpit hair, that place is Glastonbury.
For the uninitiated, Glastonbury is a five-day music festival held in Somerset, England. Think The Big Day Out: British edition, with 100 times more mud. It’s where Kate Moss first made Hunter gumboots a thing.
And now, Lily Allen is hoping make armpit hair A THING… I jest, I jest. She just has armpit hair, that’s it.
Personally, I can’t draw my eyes away from her sparkly eye makeup and awesome multi-coloured hair. Yes, the stuff on her head.
A version of this post was originally published on The Glow and has been republished with full permission.
Top Comments
What's the most shocking thing about this pic? Hmmmm, ummmm, I'm gonna take a stab at NOTHING
LILY ALLEN YOU NEED TO EXPOSE THE ILLUMINATI. DON'T BE PART OF IT, THEY'RE USING YOU TO MAKE MONEY OUT OF YOU. WHEN THEY'RE DONE WITH YOU, THEY'LL KILL YOU LIKE THEY KILLED MANY CELEBRITIES. DON'T FALL FOR THEM. IT'S FLATTERING TO BE RICH FOR NOW, BUT THINK OF YOUR KIDS, NOT JUST YOURSELF!
Um, wut? Not that you weren't loud enough, what with all the capitals and everything.