OK, let’s just put it out there: Paper magazine is just a butt magazine now. It’s found a formula and it’s sticking with it.
It’s the place where people go to expose their rear ends in a bid for bum supremacy.
It’s where Kim Kardashian’s giant, shiny arse broke the internet. It’s where Paris Hilton recently made the same attempt, only with a more modest bottom.
And now, it’s where Uncle Jesse has exposed his own sitting cushion. His peach cheeks. His Full House.
In an amazing article entitled The New Moon of John Stamos, the aforementioned bares his butt… and his soul.
Stamos, who’s starring in a new sitcom called Grandfathered, and also appears in My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2, not to mention the Full House reboot Fuller House, is so busy, opines the Paper journo, that he forgot to wear pants.
The 52-year-old actor told the mag that his life is “wonderfully insane” and that the craziest thing he’s done in 2015 is to “pose for Paper.”
Stamos doesn’t Google himself (“I’m over ‘me'”) for tabloid fodder, but he did admit that when he want to get attention, well, he “poses bottomless for Paper.”
Goal achieved, Mr Stamos. And also… have mercy.
Top Comments
I think this just proves that women of a certain generation (i.e. mine) are spending way too much time on the internet.
If this was a woman it would be objectification.
Because people stand around naked in front of open curtains with one leg flexed to get maximum definition, so that we notice their well rounded view on politics all the time, don't you know