UPDATE.

UPDATE OF THE FULL FRONTAL NUDITY KIND.

Paper Magazine has released new photos on their Instagram, and Kim is about to rebreak the internet. Full. Frontal. Nudity.

Prepare for an internet shutdown.

Mamamia reported yesterday:

Booty.

Jelly.

Coco Jambo.

Whatever you call it, Kim Kardashian’s rear end is hard to miss.

And she just broke the internet with this new cover from Paper magazine.

In two separate shots, Kim shows us just what her ass can do. First, she can balance a glass on it. And it makes her REALLY HAPPY. See?

Happy Kim with ass-glass. Weeeeeee.

Definitely a useful skill, in case one were to run out of tables and sideboards at a party. Problem solved! (And yes, we assume that is photoshopped beyond belief, because surely her ass-glass aim is not that good. Or maybe she’d practised?)

But what else can Kim’s Kaboose do? It can look shiny.

More pictures of the most famous posterior in the world:

GQ magazine shoot

GQ magazine shoot

Kim + beach = booty

Photo courtesy of Instagram

Kim Kardashian's bum selfie

Photo courtesy of Instagram

Photo courtesy of Instagram

Photo courtesy of Instagram

Photo courtesy of Instagram

Photo courtesy of Instagram

Photo courtesy of Instagram

Photo courtesy of Instagram

Photo courtesy of Instagram

Photo courtesy of Instagram

Photo courtesy of Instagram

Cara Delevigne and Kim

Photo courtesy of Instagram

Kardashian Kollection Photoshoot for 29th October Launch

Photo courtesy of Instagram

Kim onset at Kardashian Kollection shoot

Kardashian Sisters

Kim and Koala at Australia Zoo

Kim in Mexico

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Kim in Sydney

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Thailand welcomes Kim