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FLUFF: Jada Pinkett Smith gets photographed in her sleep. Looks nothing like the rest of us.

 

Jada Pinkett Smith may be setting my future husband up for disappointment.

Super-stunning Jada P-S has revealed on Facebook that her husband Will Smith takes photos of her when she is sleeping.

She calls it ‘a sexy secret’.

I call it ‘more than a bit creepy’.

Whatever you think it is, you can’t deny it’s a pretty sexy photo of Jada’s back.

But ARE YOU SERIOUS?

 

Why is she sleeping in several gold necklaces? Choking hazard, much? Also, how is she sleeping when the sun has obviously moved from the centre of the solar system to standing directly outside her window?

 

Yes, Jada. Life is beauty. But for some of us mere mortals, sleeping is not.

This is what my future husband can expect:


THAT is what’s beautiful. Looking at your wife with her mouth hanging open, snoring indelicately, little pool of saliva next to her on the pillow, perhaps picking a pyjama wedgie, and thinking…

Yep. Still love her. Drool and all.

Fingers crossed. Otherwise, better get me some gold nap-safe necklaces. Cheers, Jada.

 

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Helen 9 years ago

Don't be so hard on yourself, Lucy. I reckon you look like Victoria Beckham in that photo and look who she gets to sleep with!


shar 9 years ago

Oh please, she is an actress... acting is her thing....2 + 2 = she knew exactly that he photo was being taken. There are probably about 23 more of them in her phone, just to make sure she got the exact right shot. Pffffff