***BREAKING DRESSING GOWN NEWS***
There’s been a crime against dressing gowns, people.
A man has told a woman not to wear a dressing gown and, quite frankly, we won’t stand for it.
We will put our dressing gowns on and march in the streets if we have to.
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You see, Harriet who goes by the Twitter handle @disneypr!nc3ss, was seeing an unnamed bloke, and things were going well… until Harriet wore a dressing gown in front of him.
Said bloke did not like said dressing gown and asked her not to wear her “greasing gown” next time they got together.
He then told her it “doesn’t hurt to put something nice on” and that is just not a fact. Sometimes putting pants and a bra on does hurt.
And dressing gowns are so warm and snuggly and perfect for eating chips in.
Anyhoo, Harriet posted the whole exchange on Twitter and people are not happy with the dressing gown dissing-bloke.
So in the immortal words of another, erm, problematic bloke… you might take our lives… but you’ll never take away our dressing gowns.
Top Comments
Perhaps a greasing gown is the dressing gown you wear to eat greasy foods in. Makes sense.
Red flag right there. If he expects you to put on something 'nice' in your own home just because he's coming over, he's definitely a bit of a jerk.