1. VERY IMPORTANT HOT DAD NEWS: Chris and Liam Hemsworth’s dad is ripped. Very ripped.
***BREAKING HOT DAD NEWS***
The internet has just discovered another hot Hemsworth and he comes in dad form.
Yep, we’re talking about Chris, Liam and the other 63 hot Hemsworth brothers’ dad.
It turns out Daddy Hemsworth is ripped. Very ripped. Like Thor is the fruit of my loins, ripped.
Liam, brother #8958945, shared a photo of the man who will be forever known as Daddy Hemsworth, with his shirt off after they climbed a mountain together.
He’s a dad, who climbs mountains, and who definitely spotted a rattlesnake once.
It’s almost a little bit too much.
2. Awkward text messages between Married At First Sight’s Tracey and Dean have been ‘leaked’. Deja vu, anyone?
This be awkward.
According to the Daily Mail, screenshots of some very sexy texts between MAF’s Tracey and Dean have been leaked.
Said screenshots show text messages sent between Tracey and Dean – after they had broken up – and while Tracey was dating fellow MAF’s alum, Sean Thomas.
During the conversation Tracey, 35, says to Dean: “Can I text you something you promise never to show anyone cause I’m drunk… You’ve really got under my skin the past few days”.
Dean then replies,”Awww oh well. Too bad you broke up with me at the final vows” and burn.
Tracey then pulls out the classic ‘I’m drunk and shouldn’t be texting my ex’ line of: “Is it too late? I’m only going to ask once”.
“(You) know that boat has sailed babe. I wanna be friends and I care about u a lot but that boat has sailed babe,” Dean then replies.
Tracey then asks her ex-fake TV husband to keep the conversation between them… which obviously did not happen.
Yep, it’s all kinds of cringe.
3. Amy Schumer insists Meghan Markle will “hate” her wedding day. Here’s why.
If we weren't super duper happy in our current relationship status right now we'd be just a teensy bit envious of Meghan Markle. We mean, she's literally marrying a prince on Saturday.
But comedian Amy Schumer suggests that the actress's big day might not be quite the fairy tale we are all imagining it would be. In a chat with Nova radio hosts Fitzy and Wippa this morning, she explained why she thinks it will actually "suck" for Meghan. And you know what? She makes a good point.
"This poor girl. Your wedding, everyone says it’s your day. It’s your day. She’s like, no it’s not. She has to meet all these foreign dignitaries she’s never met before, there’s so much pressure ... can you imagine having a worse wedding?"
"That would suck. Her girls from high school aren’t going to be there. It’s like a parade, it’s like Westminster Dog Show."
Let's hope Meghan finds a way to enjoy her day regardless.
4. Hilary Duff just went rogue on her "a**hole neighbour" and we're here for it.
We love celebrities. And we love them even more when they veer off the safe script and start getting angry at everyday inconveniences like the rest of us.
This week it was Hilary Duff who was complaining about her neighbour on her Instagram Stories through the guise of seeking advice.
"Calling all New Yorkers with asshole neighbours: I'm really open to any advice you have. My neighbour smokes cigarettes and weed all night long. Umm...my apartment reeks. Seriously, what do I do?" she asked.
Okay fair enough. Sounds awful. But then, clearly fed up, Hilary got a little bit personal with a message to the guy, Dieter Addison. And simultaneously we are thinking "ouch" but also "please, continue".
"We know your parents pay your rent. We know you've never worked a day in your life. Must be nice," she said in the second video. "Have some respect for your neighbours who work hard to live in that building. Don't be a dick, dude."
Next, the Younger actress shared his Instagram handle along with images of him drawn on to look like a cat... which may have been the last straw for the man, who has now threatened Hilary back with lawyers.
"I am getting a lot of hate mail and threats from her fans, it is so bad I’m going to have to get a bodyguard. I am from a very private German family and we are hiring lawyers. I live with a sober companion. I’ve been sober for months now. I smoke a ton of cigarettes, don’t get me wrong, but this is a smoking building, which is why I signed the lease here," Addison told Page Six.
5. Anna Heinrich was asked on-air how many people her fiancé slept with. It got a tad awks.
While lawyer and influencer Anna Heinrich has been inseparable from now-fiance Tim Robards ever since they met on the 2013 season of The Bachelor, it appears there’s one detail the two have never shared with each other.
Appearing on the Kyle and Jackie O show on Thursday morning, Heinrich and Robards played ‘Cost of Love’, a (highly unoriginal) game which tests how well people know each other in their relationship. The idea is that each person is asked a set of questions about their partner, the answers to which have been pre-recorded, to see if they match.
Things got awkward, however, when Jackie asked Anna how many people Tim had slept with.
“I actually don’t know the answer to this, and I actually don’t want to know,” she said, before sharing a rather telling anecdote about her Hen’s night.
“I don’t know because on my Hen’s night, we actually did videos for each other, and we did something like this, so I answered all these questions… and I said like over 30 or 40 for him, and everyone apparently laughed their heads off.”
And it only got more awkward from there.