Because sometimes all a man needs is a deflector shield.
‘Bloxers’ are destined to change the lives of men everywhere. Its inventors are sure of it:
“You know it’s true when something exceeds your ability to understand how it works, it sort of becomes magical? That’s exactly what Bloxers are.”
Bloxers are basically just undies that hide a dude’s boner. From what we can tell, there’s some kind of extra material sewn into the shorts (on the right, left or middle, depending which way he hangs), and when one of those unexpected erections takes hold, the mystical material inside the Bloxers will hide all evidence of an over-excited peen:
Seems legit.
Still in the developing stages, the makers of Bloxers are looking to raise money to get their life-changing product into the hands of desperate, hard men everywhere. Head to their Indiegogo page to order a pair of your very own, or watch this informative video about the complex technology that goes into hiding boners:
God’s speed with your noble goal.
Top Comments
There is a guy i know who only wears track pants and he doesnt even bother to hide his "excitement" when it happens. His reason is that its as natural as breastfeeding so why hide it. Super awkward.
Oh dear me - really super awkward :o
Getting unwanted erections in public is apparently pretty common among guys. Having said that, I have never clapped eyes on one. They either hide them really well or I'm not doing nearly enough crotch gazing.
This is what I was just thinking. I've heard it's common but I've never, ever seen evidence of it!
Trust me, you get good at hiding it!
There's a few options. Sit down behind a desk / cross your legs is an oldie but a goodie.
The 'Up Tuck' works but works best with a tucked in shirt!