There's an emerging bikini trend and we absolutely need to talk about it.

We need to discuss something of international boob significance.

It’s called “underboob” or “upside-down cleavage” and it’s possibly taking over your Instagram feed at this very moment.

You see, centuries ago us women folk discovered we had boobs. We realised that right there, in the middle of our chests, were two mystical creatures that held all the power of the universe… or something like that.

Since then we’ve been creating new ways of reining them in or hoisting them up, making them smaller or making them bigger, getting them to look perkier or getting them to look rounder.

And now, in 2018, we’ve discovered the ultimate boob hack.

It’s called “the underboob bikini” and it’s exactly what it sounds like.

We’re no longer content with your normal, run of the mill, top of the bikini cleavage, and we’d very much like some at the bottom too pls.

Because why have one cleavage when you could have two ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.