On scrolling through the moody images on Tiffany Mitchell’s Instagram, complete with a caption that reads like folk song lyrics, you’d be forgiven for thinking the Nashville-based influencer’s latest viral post was a behind the scenes glimpse on the set of a music video.
It was nothing of the sort. The images in question, as published on Buzzfeed News, instead document a motorbike accident she was recently in.
Describing the road accident as a “magical series of events”, which ended with a night of joy and new friends, the series of professional-grade images see her sprawled across the road, clinging to the leg of a friend tending to her wounds, her perfectly manicured hand clutching her flowing blonde hair.
Top Comments
Surely the age of internet influencers must be at an end by now? How much more stupid and self-absorbed can they get?
If we listen closely, we might hear a series of little pops from all over the world as they finally disappear up their own arses.
From your mouth to God's ears.
Look, I hate to pull the technical card here.
Popping is the sound made by exiting. Schlooping is the sound made by entering - does anyone here even own a dictionary?
I mean, they probably schloop as they enter their own bums, then pop as they vanish out of existence. Perhaps we should call a scientist. Professor Brian Cox would have a theory, I reckon.
I really have to get online and do some shopping - my last BS Metre went off the charts and activated it's self destruct launch code creating a new impromptu skylight, which is nice I guess