The things those movie stars have to do to earn a buck these day, I don’t know….

Tom has to wear a bald hat and a fat suit and some back wax flung around his front like a necklace. Something about a movie. Or maybe that’s just what does it for Katie.

And Angelina? She has to lose her nipples and genitals and be sprayed gold. Again, something about a movie. I’m sure Brad prefers the nipples. It works better for breast-feeding too. Now I get why she doesn’t want Maddox to see this movie…..



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