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MICROSOFT WORD IS DYING

Now there’s a controversial thought. And it’s a fun one to discuss on a Thursday afternoon: have we all evolved beyond needing Microsoft Word? Slate blogger and author Tom Scocca wrote for Fairfax today:

“Nowadays, I get the same feeling of dread when I open an email to see a Microsoft Word document attached. Time and effort are about to be wasted cleaning up someone’s archaic habits. A Word file is the story-fax of the early 21st century: cumbersome, inefficient, and a relic of obsolete assumptions about technology. It’s time to give up on Word.

“Even so, people can live with typos in their input. What makes Word unbearable is the output. Like the fax machine, Word was designed to put things on paper. It was a tool of the desktop-publishing revolution, allowing ordinary computer users to make professional (or at least approximately professional) document layouts and to print them out.

“That’s great if you’re making a lot of church bulletins or lost-dog fliers. Keep on using Word.

“For most people now, though, publishing means putting things on the web. Desktop publishing has given way to laptop or smartphone publishing. And Microsoft Word is an atrocious tool for web writing. Its document-formatting mission means that every piece of text it creates is thickly wrapped in metadata, layer on layer of invisible, unnecessary instructions about how the words should look on paper.”

NEW SOUTH WALES MIGHT LIFT BAN ON SOCIAL MEDIA SITES

The time of some education authorities putting their head in the sand when it comes to rapidly increasing technology might soon be over. The New South Wales Department of Education is looking at possibly lifting filters that block social networking sites, if school staff say they could be beneficial in the future.

Department heads said social media might be a crucial part of a future education and parent groups said kids may as well be taught to use social media responsibly, rather than using apps ‘underground’ on their mobiles.

A spokeswoman for the NSW Federation of Parents and Citizens Associations, Rachael Sowden, said parents would welcome supervision of students accessing social networking sites at school.

”Kids are actually accessing it at school anyway on their mobile phones. It’s better to help support our students rather than put our heads in the sand and hope they don’t access it by blocking it. We’d much rather have policies in place that support its safe usage.”

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MCDONALDS TRIALLING NEW FAST FOOD APP

Just when you thought fast food couldn’t arrive any quicker. The Herald Sun is reporting that McDonalds Australia is trialling a mobile phone application in two stores that would allow people to order their meals on the run. You know, for all those people who have far too much on the schedule and don’t have time to queue.

There are no promises from McDonalds the app will actually be introduced, but it’s certainly a sign of things to come.

Not surprisingly, nutritionists are less than impressed with the news.

Nutrition Australia spokeswoman Megan Alsford said she hoped it wouldn’t encourage users to eat more junk food.

“It’s hard to say if this app would increase visits to McDonald’s but I would hope people would still see McDonald’s as an occasional treat and not an everyday food,” she said.

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Panic in the streets as quake triggers tsunami warnings

MAJOR QUAKE STRIKES OFF INDONESIAN COAST

An earthquake registering 8.5 on the richter scale struck more than 400km off the coast of Sumatra at a depth of 33km triggering mass panic across nations on the Indian Ocean. Residents fled for higher ground as tsunami warnings were issued. Reports of a similarly large 8.2 magnitude aftershock followed. A 2004 quake measuring 9.2 on the Richter Scale off the same coastline caused a tsunami that killed 230,000 people.

Luckily, if there is such a thing, the quakes moved horizontally unlike those in 2004 which moved vertically. Vertical movement of the ocean floor displaces vast amounts of water, causing larger tsunamis. The tsunami alerts were cancelled last night after waves of around 80cm rolled in to some parts.

MORE ASYLUM SEEKERS ARRIVE IN AUSTRALIA, CHINESE TO STAY

A boatload of 10 Chinese asylum seekers brought to port in Darwin have agreed to stay and be processed in Australia, rather than continuing their journey to New Zealand as they wished, while two boats carrying 255 were intercepted and towed to Christmas Island.

Opposition Leader Tony Abbott earlier this week used the 10 Chinese asylum seekers’ wish to be processed in New Zealand as proof mandatory detention worked. Regarding the latest boat load – the single largest arrival of asylum seekers by boat in Australia in one day – the Government blames the Opposition for blocking offshore processing legislation (it wanted to process in Malaysia, Opposition wanted to process in Nauru, which the Government didn’t want) while the Opposition blamed the Government’s soft detention policies.

Can you work any of it out?

- 10 things you need to understand about asylum seekers.

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Prince

PURPLE GAIN: PRINCE IS COMING TO OZ

Any Prince fans out there? He’s returning to Australia for a new tour in three capital cities. He’ll be coming to Brisbane, Sydney and Melbourne for those who want a piece of the action.

HAPPY? THAT COULD BE A LITTLE BIT DANGEROUS.

Researchers from Yale University said it can be counter-productive – and sometimes downright dangerous – to be happy all the time. ”Research indicates that very high levels of positive feelings predict risk-taking behaviours, excess alcohol and drug consumption, binge eating, and may lead us to neglect threats,” said Professor of Psychology June Gruber. It can also be bad for your career with the study showing those happy more often are less likely to be dissatisfied with their job and strive for something more.

But, chicken and egg, maybe that’s why they’re happy to begin with?

Gruber says it’s important to accept whatever one’s level of happiness is – as long as you are not clinically depressed, of course – and the negative feelings you may have. She is exploring the notion that three positive emotions (such as joy, gratitude or hope) for every one negative (disgust, embarrassment, fear) is a good balance.

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28 Comments so far

  1. ursula

    What am I meant to use to write all my uni assignments on, if word becomes obsolete? Am I meant to create a blogpost instead for each of my assignments? I don’t think so.

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  2. MJ

    um what am I supposed to use instead of microsoft word?
    It’s all I’ve ever known!

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  3. Gumpy Teacher

    I am sorry but for the majority of students I teach, the laptop roll out was bad enough. Access to social networking while at school is not at all necescary.
    Come up with one actually decent reason and I will show you that you are worng!
    I’m sorry I would like a maniac about this topic, but this is one of the main reasons I am leaving the profession only four years into my career. We’re told over and over again how we must use technology to engage students. No. I am not even going to apologise. technology is, in most cases, a cause for an intellectual shut down. However give them a novel a magazine and pen and paper, and they can, surprise, focus again.
    I teach high school with a complete ban on moblie phones. And seriously, everytime those laptops come out, its online shopping, not accessing educational resources.

    *facepalm*I’m so ranty today!

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    • meljb

      I hear you! Our kids aren’t online shopping so much as playing stupid games, you know, the ones that supposedly weren’t on/accessible by the machines? That really are there and took the kids all of about 30 seconds to find. I don’t need them spending every lesson on facebook as well.

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    • Faybian

      I agree with you and I’m not even a teacher. Mobiles drive me insane in the hands of kids.
      I’ve seen a bunch of kids sitting at a table not talking to each other, all busy on their phones.

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      • El

        My 12 year old daughter went to a friend’s house – four girls in one room – one on her laptop on Facebook, one texting on her mobile, one playing a game on her mobile, my daughter sat there staring into space, she doesn’t have a mobile, or Facebook. She came home in a foul mood, because it was boring!! I just felt sad – four girls in a room, having a get together, but communicating with people outside their environment, not talking, laughing and having fun together…sigh.

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    • Miss

      Gosh, not facebook at school, please!!! It’s hard enough to deal with cyber-bullying (as well as ‘regular’ bullying) without opening up social media to students during school times too!

      How easy it will be for Student A to shoot out a nasty status about Student B for the whole student body to comment on, all without the teacher noticing. And yes, it is impossible to monitor 30 kids on laptops thoroughly – they are tech-savy, they know how to use tabs and minimise windows in seconds… How can we possibly supervise that?!

      Let’s stick with Edmodo – we can moderate their comments and there’s no ‘private messaging’ option!

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  4. caramel80

    What are we replacing Word with??

    Will tickets to see Prince be under $70?

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    • Nak

      I think they are $99 to $199 – my guess is the the cheapest ones will be pretty limited though as tends to happen with these things.

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  5. Kris2040

    I was with a year 5 class last week on prac, a few of the kids had mobiles and ipods. They were texting on them and playing with them in class. It was really hard getting them to put them away, and they’re worried about losing them or getting them stolen. Maybe lifting firewalls for when they’ve got free time (eg restricting the computers that can access FB etc) would be an idea? Or locking access unless the computer is opened under a separate username to the one they do work online on?

    We were introduced to edmodo last week, which is basically FB but for teachers and students – if it’s sold and used the right way, it’s apparently a great resource.

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    • Nora

      That’s really interesting. Why are they allowed to have them in class if it distracts them from the task at hand? or are they supposed to be using them as a learning tool?

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      • Rudyroo

        I can’t beleive they are allowed to bring them to class.
        My grade 4 daughters class has a special box ( its got a special name and specially decorated ) that they have to place their device in during school time. This way the teacher prevents use in class and minimises loss/ stolen devices. I think shes come up with angeat idea.
        They don’t actually ban them at school I don’t think as manynkidsnhave phones for various reasons. They do not permit their use in class though.

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        • Rudyroo

          Gawd.
          iPad and school holidays. My excuses for such a poorly written comment above.

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      • Kris2040

        I think they have them in class because they’re expensive! Their teacher told one of them if he got it out again he’d take it. Teacher left the room, out came the ipods. I took it, and said “Mr… told you that if it came out again, he’d take it”. Then of course was told by the other kids that I couldn’t. Whatever.
        I didn’t realise you could send and receive texts on an Ipod. I assume they’re Mum or Dad or whoever’s old ones that have been passed down when they upgraded? They weren’t top of the range ones. I guess it would be handy to have them at school for letting the kids know you’re going to be late or something.
        My nephews and niece all got them from Santa for Xmas, they’re in Yr 4 and Yr 2. Pretty sure their school has a strict no Ipod/DS policy though – they have one day a term or something where they CAN take them to school with them.

        I should add, I’m not 100% on the school’s Ipod/phone policy – it may well have been because it was the last day of term that the kids had them there.

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        • smashleigh

          i dont understand why kids feel the need to have these devices with them at school?! wen i went to school, my sister and i (along with everyone else) managed to survive without these devices during school hours! god i sound old saying this, but seriously its absurd!!

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          • Kris2040

            It’s what you grow up with I guess. Do you go out without your mobile now?

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    • Laws for Clouds

      I’m just trying to wrap my head around the idea that year 4 and 5 students have mobile phones…

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  6. Lisa @ Blithe Moments

    I find the article about happiness interesting. It would be nice to be happy all the time, but I agree that there is something about the contrast with sad times that makes happiness all the more appreciated.

    My sister married her first boyfriend. I remember her saying to me after I got my heart seriously broken that she didn’t know if she would ever appreciate her husband in quite the same way I would appreciate mine (when I recovered and found one) because she had never experienced heartbreak like me. She loves her husband to bits, she was just saying that it is hard to appreciate the light without knowing the shadow and I think she was right.

    Oh and I’m totally excited about Prince. I wonder if I can find anyone to go with me.

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  7. writehandman

    One of the main reasons I weigh 101.1kg… a Maccas retention problem.
    Jase Gram (writehandman.com.au)

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  8. Bradley

    I love fast food so much that I stand in front of the microwave and yell, “hurry” !

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    • Lulu

      Heh, that’s a Homer Simpson line: “40 seconds? I can’t wait that long, I’m hungry NOW!”

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  9. Simone

    Is he touring as Prince or The Artist Formerly Known As?….

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  10. Zoe Mirai

    Oh i need to get back to Australia to see Prince! He is the best live performer i have ever seen.

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    • Amy

      I agree!! Prince was the first real concert I went to and nothing has compared to it (no pun intended on song title there…) – I would love to know if it was a first time concert thing or if it was as amazing as I remember!!!

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    • LellaK

      Do we not exist in Perth??? boo prince :(

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      • Ali

        Haha, what about Canberra?! I love it how we’re pretty much always ignored by touring celebrities/events… Perth is lovely and its disappointing that you experience the same thing, but seriously, we’re the CAPITAL of Australia!

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    • wills

      @simone

      He can legally use the name Prince again. He will be touring as Prince.

      (following quote is via his wiki page)

      “On May 16, 2000, Prince ceased using the Love Symbol moniker and returned to using “Prince” again, after his publishing contract with Warner/Chappell expired.

      In a press conference, he stated that, after being freed from undesirable relationships associated with the name “Prince”, he would formally revert to using his real name.

      Prince still frequently uses the symbol as a logo and on album artwork and continues to play a Love Symbol-shaped guitar.”

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