By NICKY CHAMP
So there you are lying on a white, paper lined table, legs akimbo while a complete stranger smears hot wax around your genitalia and continues to rip it off while casually asking, ‘So, what have you got planned this weekend?’
Nup, nothing strange about that.
If like me, you find the whole bikini waxing process extremely awkward I’ve got some good news.
Introducing the Va j-j Visor, the product your vagina never knew it needed. Until now, obviously.
Think of it as the female version of a cricket ‘box,’ except it’s primary use is for preventing pubic hair grooming injuries.
From the company’s website: “The Va j-j Visor allows you to remove more hair ‘down there’ than you ever thought possible (or perhaps than you ever knew existed!) by protecting your most sensitive skin from depilatory creams, hot wax, razors, and scissors, as well as during laser and electrolysis treatments. It also provides protection during hair coloring ‘down there’.”
(Wait, who’s hair colouring ‘down there?’ Is this a thing now?)
I know what you’re thinking, but how does the Va j-j Visor work? Well, it’s “a soft and flexible cup that covers the inner vulva area and naturally fits the shape of your body,” while apparently “your body’s natural muscular tension holds it effortlessly in place.”
Like I said, good news ladies! You can now make the bikini/brazilian waxing scenario even more awkward by telling your beauty therapist you need a moment before she begins to stick a brightly coloured helmet over your labia.
Top Comments
Back in the 70's when I was a teenager it was still the dark ages as far as equality for women. And yet.... we all cheerfully sported rampant, unclipped bushes and men had no problem with it because that was just the way it was back then. Everyone was like that.... back in the dark ages...
As a result of all this general hairiness what our vaginas looked like wasn't much of an issue. Not for me or anyone I knew.
That was then of course back in the dark ages before we learned that bald vages are altogether cleaner and sexier and so much more feminine..... and on show and not looking like the ones in porn and thus maybe in need of a little snip and tuck?
Plucked chickens is what they look like to me. Weirdly, creepily sorta pre-
pubescent but not half so cute cause they're older. But that's just me.
hilarious! so true! glad its not just me.
I just keep telling myself that they've seen it all before and probably battled more hair than i have and that they're a professional.... and i pray i dont sweat!
eek!