Remember the last time you boarded a plane and the flight attendant had everyone in stitches with her impression of her grandma’s support bra?
No?
Well, you obviously haven’t flown with Martha “Marty” Cobb of Southwest Airlines. She has an uncanny knack for making passengers turn off their electronic devices, place their seats in an upright position and giggle uncontrollably.
Take a look at this video of a recent routine she busted out during a flight safety demonstration that’s now going viral:
For those of you stuck at work who can’t watch right now, some of Marty’s comedy gold includes:
“My ex-husband, my new boyfriend and their divorce attorney are going to show you the safety features aboard this 737 800 series…
Position your seat belt tight and low across your hips, like my grandmother wears her support bra. Everybody gets a door prize in the seat back in front of you, along with dirty diapers, chewing gum wrappers, dirty diapers and all the other gifts you leave for us from time to time.”
What’s your verdict on Marty’s impromptu comedy routine? Any funny airline stories you want to share?
Top Comments
Southwest is awesome, if you get the chance I would recommend using them. She is even better than most but they usually say some funny stuff. But more than that two free bags can be checked in versus having to pay anywhere from $25 - $35 each on other airlines. Also you can cancel your flight up to 10 minutes before boarding and don't pay an extra $150 rebooking fee for changing it. The points go much further than others to getting more free flights :) Sorry, I don't work for them, just really happy with them as I travel a lot for work.
This reminds me of the Adam Hills clip about the safety demonstration....SO funny! Youtube: Adam Hills at the 2010 Melbourne International Comedy Festival From 3.25min
'F*ck you, f*ck the lot of you!' So hilarious!