This hot weather has meant more pool time with my nearest and dearest. And the more I see my network in swimmers, the more I die, because they are looking smashing and I’m getting the feeling that something’s changed.
I think I’m the only one who didn’t bring an extra pair of ‘floaties’ to the party.
I hadn’t invited my friends, the ‘twins’.
I didn’t order two extra jugs for the table.
Enough innuendo (despite having another hilarious line about puppies…): I have a feeling I’m the only one of my friends without fake boobs.
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Salon coloured hair, hair extensions, botox, tattoo eyebrows, false eyelashes, face fillers, lips augmented, laser facials, boob job, fake tan, laser body hair removal, liposuction, fake nails.......should I keep going? Who has the time for the upkeep?!
For men it comes across a bit like guys with toupees do to women. Seems weird. But, it's your body and a free country. If you feel better doing plastic surgery, putting a ring through your nose, 10 studs in your ear or a
face tattoo, it's your call.