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"Nobody believes me when I tell them what my boss wanted me to wear to work."

If you haven’t heard an exchange of “worst boss” stories between colleagues, then you’ve never stayed at work drinks long enough.

It’s almost a right of passage to be employed by somebody who makes your skin crawl, so it is with absolute pleasure I share my own tale.

During my university years I worked at a luxury retail brand that prided itself on its presentation of staff and products.

I loved it. I was paid well to talk nonsense (seriously, no, seriously) and genuinely help people purchase something that made them happy.

The company was all about presenting a united front and so our appearances had been regulated from toe-to-tip. I often had to stifle a snort every time I heard a customer remark, “Gosh. You all look so alike.”

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One day our boss decided the robot-levels of uniformity on the shop floor simply weren’t enough, so he introduced the “rule of five”.

The rule of five meant female members of staff were only allowed on the shop floor if they were wearing five items of make-up or more.

Ideally: eyeliner, foundation, nail polish, mascara and lipstick.

Male staff could waltz around bare-faced so long as a comb had at some point graced their hair that day, but we weren’t offered such a luxury.

If you know me, which you may not, I was about as likely to ride a unicorn to work as I was to wear the required amount of products.

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I told my manager I had never worn make-up and he told me I had until the end of the week to start. Oh. How little I cared. I’m not sure I laughed in his face during the closed-door meeting but I did make a strong yet polite refusal.

A week passed and I watched the women around me become even more doll-like in appearance.

I was taken into the office again and told I needed to comply. I went home that evening and drafted a beautiful letter to human resources explaining why they needed to back down.

I entered the office the next day and told my manager I would send the email that afternoon.

It was then made very clear that I and the rest of the female staff would not be required to comply to the new rule.

I don’t think that manager lasted six months before he moved on to what I can only imagine is a “better fit”.

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Top Comments

Renee 7 years ago

This sounds like a normal request for professional dress code for the industry she was working in. I'm required to wear full face make-up, have my hair styled and wear certain clothing for my job. Sounds like she was too lazy to be bothered to follow the dress code.

Jane 7 years ago

No, this should not be normal. Make up should be optional. Why should the fact that you are a women mean that your face is not good enough, but a man's face is? If someone showed up for work with food on their face, unbrushed hair, dirty clothes etc THAT would be unprofessional. Appropriate clothes, clean and neat - that is professional. Make up is optional for people who like to wear it - NOT a tax on being a woman and an indication that an un-made-up woman's face is "unprofessional". What happened to woman's rights, have we gone nowhere? It's almost 2017!!!!

Guest 7 years ago

Lazy because she doesn't wear make-up, and disagrees that a man dictates that females must deck themselves out with nailpolish and makeup to look "professional" but men don't need to? Double standards.


dee 7 years ago

my dress code for a cafe job i am no longer at was that i had to wear "red lipstick". ahhh no.