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Dear Rosie,
A couple I know recently invited me to a dinner party at their place. The invitation (via email) asked that I bring enough dessert for 10 people, which I thought was strange, but I did it anyway.
When I arrived, everyone else on the invite list had also brought something, and after some sneaky discussion, we all realised that we had basically catered the entire party. Even the main course had been covered!
So, is that fair? The only thing the hosts of the dinner party had provided for their own dinner party was their house. Should I pull them up on it?
What would you do?
I’ll tell you what I’d do, my friend. I’d totally follow this innovative couple’s lead. They basically just figured out how to socialise without having to a) spend money and b) leave their house. I think maybe you’re just a little jealous that you didn’t think of it first.
These two may just be the ultimate geniuses of our time. Imagine every time you socialise being effortless, easy and perfect? With everything provided and only the friends you want to see? I’d jump on that brilliant bandwagon ASAP dude, and you should do the same.
In fact, I think I’m going to organise a dinner party at my house, following this new philosophy called ‘Everybody Doing Everything For Me Just The Way I Like It’.
I’m going to start by emailing my 10 3 closest only friends and telling them that I’m throwing them a dinner party at my place. All they have to bring is themselves, and
1) dinner (my favourite food – so ice cream with Ice Magic)
2) wine (I have the sophisticated palate of a 15-year-old girl, so any wine I drink must be fizzy and must taste like a fruit cocktail popper)
3) dessert (probably just more ice cream with Ice Magic)
4) dinner plates/cutlery/glasses/etc (cleaning is for punks)
5) prepared and thoroughly researched topics of conversation that I enjoy (TV shows I like, old stories they remember about me where I’ve been particularly endearing/charming/hilarious, how my ex-boyfriends have weird-shaped penises etc)
6) music that I like to listen to (anything from any musical, any 90s boyband except for Human Nature, Mariah Carey – but ONLY the ballads)
7) something to play music on (at a reasonable volume because I’m not Miley Cyrus and this isn’t a club with a trendy disco ball shaped like saggy testicles [why youth of today? WHY?]. When I tell hilarious jokes I like people to be able to hear them, so keep it down)
8) a movie I would like to watch
9) a better TV than the one I own to watch said movie on
10) probably a better couch than the one I own to sit on
11) pyjamas for everybody to wear (because I would like to wear pyjamas and I don’t want to feel random being the only person wearing pyjamas)
This actually sounds amazing. I can basically invite people over to sit with me while I drink wine in my pyjamas and watch TV. If I play this just right, I may never have to leave the house again. Excuse me while I copy/paste this list and email it to my friends right now. Thank your genius friends for me.
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Top Comments
I regularly hold family friendly fire twirling parties and I request people bring food or drink to contribute. I also contribute. I (usually) supply my own contribution of food, hours organising (as I can expect sometimes up to 40 guests and over 10 children), most of the day preparing my house for the party, hours the following day to clean up the mess (amazing how slothful people/children are when it's not their home), and the following several days eating tasty left overs. It's torture I tell you, to have to spend 3 days eating an entire gourmet cheesecake that was forgotten about in the fridge.
I'd HATE to be viewed as stingy or cheap. There is no way that we'd (me and my husband, or any of my extended family) would ever ask someone to bring something along to a party - except for Xmas lunch when we have 60 people and all my aunties usually bring a different type of dessert. I think if you want to have people over, then cater. If you want to have a party with cocktails, provide the spirits! If you can't afford it, don't burden other people because you never know what their budget is like - an it's a lot harder to refuse an invitation. If things are tight get creative and find other ways to catch up with people you love.