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Attention: Straight blokes.
Gay men don’t care if you refuse to support gay marriage. Because if you don’t let them marry – they’ll just steal your girlfriends instead.
It’s not like it would be hard. Your girlfriends like them better anyway. After all – they can cook (quiche no less!), they can dance (like actually dance, not just shuffle their feet), they work out (far more than you do), they love seeing Broadway musicals and they can easily gossip about how Cassandra’s being a total bitch and WHY DID SHE SAY THAT MEAN THING ANYWAY?
Watch this sketch from College Humour and then send it to every male you know that doesn’t support gay marriage. It’s very likely to make them change their minds:
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I laughed at this.
I get where some of the 'negative Nellies' below are coming from, but it still makes me smile just looking at their cheesy grins.
Have you really thought this through?
What would happen if there was a spider? You and your new bestie gay husband could be holed up on the kitchen table for weeks before a straight man showed up to rid the house of the evil invader.
Lets face it the straight population who have been recently dumped in favour of well groomed, quiche loving, disco dancing, poodle walkers are not likely to come running to your aid!
What about if you need something heavy moved?All those hours they have spent at the gym body sculpting haven't really helped their strength.Also all those hours in the gym have left you looking a bit shabby next to him too! And lets face it they are not like straight guys they WILL tell you when you have put on a few extra pounds, they Will tell you that your butt looks big in those new jeans and we all know how much women love that.
Then there is the car,lawns ,painting, light bulb changing etc etc etc and SEX! no matter what they say in the video up there they are not going to get funky in the sack with you!
And here is something I am sure all you ladies will be grateful for NO MORE SHOPPING your personal shopper/interior decorator husbands will have all that covered and lets face it they have better taste than you too.
I just want to add that I am a straight male who can't cook very well I do not exercise as much as I should and would rather watch the footy than go dancing.I do however support gay marriage.