Look, I know nobody anticipated 2020 would be the year of a global pandemic, where the world’s population would be confined to their homes.
But if anyone… did… anticipate that…
All I’m saying is that Netflix have really come through with the content we need right now.
Netflix’s Too Hot To Handle trailer. Post continues below video.
First it gave us Tiger King, perhaps the greatest gift we’ve ever received, and now we’ve traded the trash fire that is mullets and tigers for another trash fire of bikinis and… hot people banned from having sex.
The show, which arrived on the streaming site on April 17, basically sees attractive singles from the US, the UK, Canada, Australia and Ireland living all together in a tropical paradise, with a $100,000 prize that… decreases every time they kiss, have sex or… masturbate.
It’s unbelievably classy television, as I’m sure you can imagine.
Because these people are hot, you see. They’re models, at least on their own Instagram accounts, and they wanted to have sex with other hot Instagram models.
So, over eight episodes we watch as they lose lots of money and ~better themselves~ (sort of) and it will help you get through like, six hours of self-isolation, so that’s something.
It’s also good for memes, so here are the very best we found:
— Emma Caldwell (@EmmaEAC) April 19, 2020