
Look, I know nobody anticipated 2020 would be the year of a global pandemic, where the world’s population would be confined to their homes.
But if anyone… did… anticipate that…
All I’m saying is that Netflix havereallycome through with the content we need right now.
Netflix’s Too Hot To Handle trailer. Post continues below video.
First it gave us Tiger King, perhaps the greatest gift we’ve ever received, and now we’ve traded the trash fire that is mullets and tigers for another trash fire of bikinis and… hot people banned from having sex.
The show, which arrived on the streaming site on April 17, basically sees attractive singles from the US, the UK, Canada, Australia and Ireland living all together in a tropical paradise, with a $100,000 prize that… decreases every time they kiss, have sex or… masturbate.
It’s unbelievably classy television, as I’m sure you can imagine.
Because these people arehot, you see. They’remodels, at least on their own Instagram accounts, and they wanted to have sex with other hot Instagram models.
So, over eight episodes we watch as they lose lots of money and ~better themselves~ (sort of) and it will help you get through like, six hours of self-isolation, so that’s something.
It’s also good for memes, so here are the very best we found:
Francesca every morning, finding out how much money she cost the group #TooHotToHandle pic.twitter.com/I0UiGlM0DP
— Emma Caldwell (@EmmaEAC) April 19, 2020
Gotta put this photo in my wallet to stop me from spending money on ridiculous things #TooHotToHandle pic.twitter.com/IfjF5S3sFV
— J9 (@janinebogris) April 18, 2020
Kelz every time the group loses money on #TooHotToHandle pic.twitter.com/PoA98ZaxKf
— Morgan (@morganpravato) April 19, 2020
me while watching too hot to handle during quarantine… they knew what they were doing when they released this pic.twitter.com/DmkW2Tpi9n
— andrew her (@Andrew_Her1) April 19, 2020
nobody: hayley from too hot to handle: pic.twitter.com/ZgPZsALnjn
— ???? (@pradatobio) April 19, 2020
Me after watching ‘Too Hot to Handle’ in one sitting: #toohottohandle #Toohottohandlenetflix pic.twitter.com/0auqfev8S8
— Karylin! ???? (@KARYLiiN6) April 18, 2020
This too hot to handle show is so stupid. How can they not last 4 weeks without sex for 100k when I’ve gone 6 months before for free
— feedavis (@feedavis_) April 18, 2020
Too hot to handle is literally the dumbest show with most ridiculous concept, but I absolutely loved it and finished it in a day????
— Caroline O’Connor???? (@carolineniamh) April 19, 2020
my brain cells after the first episode of too hot to handle pic.twitter.com/QAl6c9VwcI
— mia (@hotmessmia) April 19, 2020
Everyone in Too Hot to Handle not being allowed to kiss or shag. https://t.co/JIJjsjUOns
— Jameela Jamil ???? (@jameelajamil) April 19, 2020
Too Hot to Handle – Bryce looks like Rob Schneider pic.twitter.com/RQDGZRSIiY
— skinnycigarett (@skinnycigarett) April 19, 2020
Netflix just realized a dating show called “Too Hot to Handle” where the concept is hot & horny people on an island, but they can’t have sex.
Tell me they didn’t plan for our current times!!
— Suz Ellis ???? (@redhotsuz) April 19, 2020
Me: Too Hot To Handle on Netflix is a mess, a trainwreck, a stupid show.
Also Me: proceed to watch the whole season in 1 day #TooHotTooHandle pic.twitter.com/Yjmu2Q4rU5
— Farra Tamam (@farraTamam) April 18, 2020
Watching Bryce sing on Netflix’s Too Hot to Handle. #TooHotTooHandle #Toohottohandlenetflix pic.twitter.com/owQMBGDUC6
— Kiki (@ThatKiki) April 18, 2020
me thinking too hot to handle is stupid but also watching the whole season in a day pic.twitter.com/YNCq1qAl1n
— sathish (@notthish) April 18, 2020
Wow. That new Netflix show Too Hot To Handle is actual TRASH. Even worse than Love Is Blind.
I watched 6 episodes in one night and I’m gonna need 8 more seasons of this shit pls tnx
— Tin Gamboa ???? (@suzy899) April 17, 2020
Just realised too hot to handle can only have one season because everyone will know they can’t have sex before they head in
— Josh (@Fabinhoszn1) April 17, 2020
Asked my bf if he would go without sex for a month for £100k. He said “is it just sex with you or sex in general?” #TooHotToHandle pic.twitter.com/GRK95YcN0Q
— ???????????????? (@itscaitgina) April 19, 2020
these people really got paid for not having sex.. something i do every day for free #toohottohandle pic.twitter.com/ng5kYxp009
— nona (@kirbyswrld) April 19, 2020
Lana: there has been a breach of the rules Kelz: doing the maths to see how much money is left???? #TooHotToHandle pic.twitter.com/eKEE3YvO6I
— Vanessa???? (@vkamiizzz) April 19, 2020
if 2020 was a person: #TooHotToHandle pic.twitter.com/DxDVzqLA2U
— lee???? (@aleeyakhalidx) April 18, 2020
KELZ SAW THIS WOMAN NAKED IN THE SHOWER & STILL DIDN’T FUMBLE THE BAG. MY GOD. This man needs to be the Minister of Finance. #TooHotToHandle
— Olumayọwa A.J. Ige (@AOIGE) April 19, 2020
Bryce entering the villa #toohottohandle pic.twitter.com/w92BN9x8V2
— Hanabananas88 (@hanabananas88) April 19, 2020
Thank you, Netflix.So much.
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