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This is what an 18-year-old boy will do if you leave him home alone with a large can of white paint.
According to DListed:
After watching a documentary on Google Earth, 18-year-old Rory McInnes of England was inspired to spend 30-minutes painting a true-to-size homage to Prince Hot Ginge's peen (I wish) on the roof of his parents $2 million house. Rory based the mega peen on the Cerne Abbas Giant. Rory never told anyone about the peen on the roof, in fact it took his parents a full year to find out.
A helicopter pilot spotted the giant wang, took pictures of it and contacted The Sun.
The Sun in turn contacted Rory's dad and let him know that he's been
living with a penis over his head for the past 12-months.
Rory's dad immediately called his son, who was traveling in Brazil,
to yell at his ass. Rory agreed to wash off his masterpeen when he gets back.
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While holidaying with friends all nine children ranging in age from 10-18 went to the beach on their own to build sandcastles. Excellent, we 6 adults thought as we opened the champagne. Some hours later we went down to the beach to find that our children ( all but 2 are boys) had built the worlds biggest sand penis, erect and almost throbbing. It was about 5 metres long Mothers were leading their children away in disgust. I was disgusted too but found myself laughing out loud, unable to help myself It took them hours - they had even created pubic hair with some seaweed. Sometimes you have to let modern art flow over you...
That is laugh out loud FUNNY!!! For sooo many reasons! HahaHAAAA *chuckling away to myself* I would have loved to have listened in on that phone call to Brazil...:D