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Tom has to wear a bald hat and a fat suit and some back wax flung around his front like a necklace. Something about a movie. Or maybe that’s just what does it for Katie.
And Angelina? She has to lose her nipples and genitals and be sprayed gold. Again, something about a movie. I’m sure Brad prefers the nipples. It works better for breast-feeding too. Now I get why she doesn’t want Maddox to see this movie…..
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Ooooh, the poor celebs! Doesn't your heart bleed for them?
Tom is a sad case all round. And, isn't he all round in this pic?
Is that Angelina's face or a gold-plated mask? Uggh!
Hmm, I think I detect a little nipple action under the gilt... Speaking of guilt, I can't believe that I'm actually wanting to do her?