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So, we've just discovered there's a man allegedly named 'Alex' in The Bachelorette mansion.

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We’re only four episodes away from finding out who Angie Kent’s chosen man is on The Bachelorette but forget about that for a moment, because I’ve just discovered there is a third long-haired man in the mansion who is not Timm or Ciarran.

Ooooh, Angie Kent spilled to Mamamia about her relationship with her winner. Post continues below video.

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His name is apparently Alex McKay, or something, and I was 100 per cent certain I had never seen this man before in my life until Timm shared this photo on Instagram:

 

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Top SICKS????????

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Bottom right, backwards cap, tattoos… basically looks just like Matt next to him, but with more hair.

Yes. Hello, Alex. It’s nice to meet you.

Now, in order to have made the top six he must’ve been… there… right? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

After a very in depth inquiry (basically, I just rewatched a couple of episodes in the name of ‘research’, ‘work’ and ‘investigative journalism’) I have determined that Alex has indeed been in the mansion the entire time, it’s just that, uh:

  1. We’ve never seen him talk to Angie.
  2. We’ve never seen him talk to the camera.
  3. We’ve never seen him… talk.
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This is Alex's face and it is frankly criminal that we have not seen more of it

We've been too busy focusing on his fellow beautiful long-haired men, Carlin (and his face) and JAMIE, so poor Alex hasn't got a look in.

HE DESERVES BETTER.

See what I mean:

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To be fair we were all distracted by the dogs here
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And here
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HEY GUYS IT'S ME ALEX
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That's a nice smile you have, its unfortunate we've NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE
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Our face when Jamie speaks too tbh
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Just a cuppa lads hanging out
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He didn't get to see Ciarran naked and that's sad for him
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Does this count as camera time?
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Come to think of it, I am familiar with Alex's forehead
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Oh yes hi
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Another forehead feature
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"I exist yes"
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G'day
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Legend has it that is Alex's mouth
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So close, yet so far
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SQUINT, I SWEAR IT'S HIM
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Alex was apparently on this date which is nice
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NEARLY
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Livin' for the drama
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That floral blazer deserved MORE
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I... think... that's him?
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If this is our last glimpse before he's sent home I swear....

This week we're going to get down to the final four and Alex is... unlikely to be there, so here's hoping we at least get to see Angie say hi before she says bye to him.

Alex, you, your long hair, and your photogenic forehead deserved better!!!

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