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Police raid the home of marijuana user. Find epic 'to do' list.

As expected, a trip to buy snacks is included.

Police from Murdoch, Western Australia have tweeted a photo of a Saturday To Do List. Channel 7 reports they seized the list while raiding the home of a habitual marijuana user.

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Just quietly, we are a little bit impressed.

Unsurprisingly the last task on the list is to “Chop up and get stoned,” but at least the individual had the foresight to plan getting up and getting ready BEFORE partaking in their questionable weekend activities.

Some thing tells us they know the chances of productivity AFTER completing task 10 are slim-to-none.

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Some of Murdoch Police’s followers questioned the validity of the list, but the department have since confirmed its authenticity.

This person is buying lunch, catching public transport and DYING THEIR HAIR. Imagine how productive this person would be WITHOUT the pot-smoking.

 

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Scrolf Harris 9 years ago

Would this list have even rated a mention if item (10) had been "Go home and crack a beer"? I doubt it.

I'd say this was a complete waste of time for a police force that we pay good money to keep employed, seems to me this individual is a fairly normal functioning member of society who did little more with their day than participate in public transport, contribute to our economy, express themselves through their appearance and finally relax and unwind in a manner of their choosing.


Maxine Harrison 9 years ago

jus goes to show smoking drugs gives you the Intelligence of a 5yr old an the ability to remember anything a big 0

Andrew 9 years ago

Incorrect. Studies show that people only lose a few IQ points under the influence of pot, and the affect on memory is negligible.