Professor Warne at your service.
Apparently spending so much time in the jungle has Warnie pondering life’s big questions.
On tonight’s episode of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Australia, Warnie is set to reveal some… interesting theories about just how we came to be as a species.
“If we’ve evolved from monkeys, then why haven’t those ones evolved?” Warne asks fellow contestant Bonnie Lythgoe.
Warnie’s answer (to his own question)? “I’m saying: Aliens. We started from aliens.”
Clearly convinced by his theory, Warnie starts giving evidence. He’s thought about it a lot. you guys. “Look at those pyramids, Bonnie,” he says. “You couldn’t do ‘em. You couldn’t pull those huge bits of brick and make it perfectly symmetrical … couldn’t do it. So who did it?”
“Has to be from another world, has to be,” says Bonnie Lythgoe, evidently partially convinced by Warne’s extra-terrestrial theory.
“Whatever planet they’re on out there, they decided that they were gonna start some more life here on earth and study us,” he says.
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Lythgoe isn’t totally ready to discount centuries of Darwinism and scientific research JUST yet, stating, “Scientifically, we have so many similarities to monkeys, so I don’t know … yeah.”
But Warnie isn’t giving up on that theory either… not totally. He’s just got a slightly different perspective. “Maybe they turned a few monkeys into humans and said ‘Yeah, it works’.”
So it WAS monkeys. Just monkeys AND aliens.
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*Feature image courtesy of Channel 10 (with edits).
Top Comments
When did Warnie become a young Earth creationist? The "if we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?" line is the oldest one out there!
Maybe he's secretly a Scientologist, don't they believe we all came from aliens?
Well he does have a point, crazy as it sounds. Who did put those pyramids there? Until we know for sure crazy theories will abound, and one crazy theory is just as valid as any I suppose.
The pyramids were built...by slaves
They weren't built by slaves, there is no evidence to support that. Most likely is they were built by ancient tradies.