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"I just wanna have sex with Ryan Gosling. PLEASE!" Girl high on painkillers says what we're all feeling.

 

 

 

This woman was forced to take a very traumatising look into her daughter’s psyche after she had her wisdom teeth removed.

Groggy from the painkillers, wisdom teeth daughter started saying some very revealing stuff. Stuff about what she would like to do to Ryan Gosling if given the chance. Stuff about her hot doctor. Some weird stuff about wanting to be a Kardashian. And, most awkward for her poor, confused mum, a very NSFW description about what she would like to do to male genitalia in general:

 

We’ve all been there babe. We’ve all been there.

 

 

 

 

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guest 10 years ago

My family would totally video me in this state and would definitely bring it up often for the rest of my life - but they would NEVER put it on the internet, and if they did I would walk out of their lives and never return. Massive line has been crossed here.


GUEST 10 years ago

Hmmm. Yesterday Mia called out Wicked Campers for their slogans claiming, among other things, that every princess has a little slut inside them "who wants to try it just once". Today, mamamia celebrated a Senate motion condemning the campervan company.

And yet, here we find Mamamia Rogue making virtually the same claim - that all women secretly want to perform oral sex on some guy they've never met. And, as a bonus, we get to laugh at (bully) some unfortunate girl in the process.

Email to Senator Larissa Waters is on the way. Let's test the double-standard, shall we?