1. Roxy Jacenko’s toddler’s cubby house is cooler than most apartments and we’d like to move in, please.
Excuse us, but we’d like to move in with Roxy Jacenko.
Well… not Roxy, per se. More so her son. Her toddler son.
Three-year-old Hunter Curtis is currently working hard on his cubby house, and has called in painters and decorators to help out. You know, as you do when you’re three and super busy with all your commitments and stuff.
Hunter’s humble abode can be purchased from Kmart for $199 and we’ll just cut to the chase – it’s legitimately more attractive than most inner city apartments. Like, there’s not a two-day-old bowl of Mie Goreng in sight. We can’t see mouldy bathroom walls ANYWHERE.
We understand this is of absolutely no importance to absolutely anyone, we'd just like to move in and play with the flower boxes and ring the custom-made silver bell, okay?
Make us some cookies in that light-bulb powered oven please, Hunter. Much appreciated.
2. Kim Kardashian's new hair is very short. That is literally all.
So a thing happened to Kim Kardashian's hair and we refuse to explain why this is a development that needs to be covered. It just... is.
SO let's observe, shall we?
As you can see, Kim is now very, very blonde and has a bob. A short bob.
Because you can see this with your, well, eyes, we doubt you need any more elaboration. We're done here. Cool hair, Kimmy.
Onwards.
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3. Deborah Knight is leaving Weekend Today after landing herself a shiny new gig.
In this week's news presenter pass the parcel, Deborah Knight has announced that she's wrapping up her role on Weekend Today in lieu of a "prime time" role on Channel 9.
*cue intrigue*
Knight shared a very coy tweet, hinting at changes to come. Speaking to 9Honey, her knew role will include presenting the evening news bulletin in Sydney on Friday, and Sunday, and filling in for Nine News host Peter Overton on an as needed basis.
Kym and her husband married in 2016. Their son will be the fourth child for Robert Herjavec, who has three children from his previous marriage to Diane Plese.
Congrats, Kym!