Pot. Kettle. Black.

More than one in five British men would like their wives to have plastic surgery, according to a study published this week.

A
poll found some 16 per cent think their wives needs a nip or a
tuck, while 6 per cent said she could do with a ‘complete overhaul’. Around
a third of men said it would spice up their sex life, while a fifth
reckoned plastic surgery could actually save their marriage.

The startling results were revealed in a survey of 2,000 men. A
nostalgic 23 per cent said they miss the body their wife had when they
first met, while 10 per cent said she could do with Botox.

The most popular procedure men wanted their wife to have was
liposuction on their tummy, followed by the procedure on their legs,
with breast enlargement third most popular.

Some 36 per cent said they would never tell their wife she needed plastic surgery as she would be too offended. But 17 per cent said they would.

Over
a third said they were prepared to pay for it but, tellingly, 75 per
cent said they would never go under the knife themselves.

I’m going to take a wild guess here and suggest these men are no oil paintings.

TOP TEN COSMETIC PROCEDURES MEN WANT WIVES TO HAVE

1. Liposuction on tummy – 37 per cent

2. Liposuction on legs – 25 per cent

3. Breast enlargement – 22 per cent

4. Breast reduction / uplift – 19 per cent

5. Liposuction on arms – 18 per cent

6. Teeth whitening – 15 per cent

7. Face lift – 13 per cent

8. Neck lift -10 per cent

9. Nose job – 9 per cent

10. Bottom implants – 6 per cent