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NSFW: The hottest new fashion trend? Penises, apparently.

We’ve reached a new low in the fashion world.

Fashion rarely surprises us these days, given that weird shit like this is standard on the catwalk:

But the latest trend to grace the runway has left us scratching our heads (and imaginary balls).

This man’s thumb looks exactly like a penis.

American designer Rick Owens decided to go out with a bang for his recent Paris runway show. And by bang, we mean he sent four of his male models down the catwalk with strategically placed peep holes in their garments. Said peep holes were places right over the models’ genital region.

Audience members got more than an eyeful when four guys walked past them, dicks literally swinging. Don’t believe us? Take a look, people (remember we did warn you):

If that’s not close enough for you, feast your eyes upon this zoomed in.

A man born with two penises answers all your questions.

(Warning: NSFW, obviously. Unless your boss is into that sort of thing.)

We can’t help but question the creative decision behind the exposed schlong. Was it meant to shock us? If yes, mission complete.

Ain’t nobody want to see that.

 

 

Top Comments

Tracey Rainbird 9 years ago

Can't wait to see that on the streets of Hobart. High fashion indeed.


Guest 9 years ago

Mmmmm, so this type of nudity is amusing, but Page 3 girls are an abominable degradation of women. Is it just me, or is anyone else confused by these double standards?

Ru4real? 9 years ago

Yeah it's kind of different, I'm guessing when you're referring to "page3 girls" they are provacatively splaying their limbs assets in a sexual manner. This is a fashion show, where they are modelling clothes, and this "fashion" is ridiculously hideous, showing parts of the body that clothes (that they are modelling) are supposed to cover. There has been hideous clothes modelled on catwalks by females that have been see through, too revealing etc that people say it is crazy to consider it clothing.

Iggy Crash 9 years ago

Okay. I'll spell it out for you. The page 3 girls are there for nothing more than boobs. That's the whole point of page 3. Naked boobs for sleazy men to look at. Made and edited by men.
This is not the same because it's not there for the female gaze to objectify. It's part of something else and is still CREATED BY A MAN.

andrea 9 years ago

The male equivalent of Page 3 Girls would be Page 3 Boys. The female equivalent of this is sheer or otherwise revealing garments on female catwalk models. Just to clear up your confusion.