Look.
We don’t normally pay much attention to conspiracy theories.
Unless of course, it’s to do with Melania Trump not actually being Melania Trump but a body double.
Well. A claim like that needs to be investigated immediately.
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You see, ‘Melania Trump’, wife of President Donald Trump and First Lady of the United States, doesn’t appear to be that keen on Donald.
It’s unclear why. Maybe because he is trying to blow up the universe on Twitter for no reason, or because he enjoys grabbin’ women “by the pussy” in his spare time – which physiologically is a highly difficult thing to do.
There are two pieces of unequivocal evidence for Melania’s alleged disdain towards President Trump.
Number one: Her face.
In case her stance on Trump isn't clear enough:
Number two: The time she swatted him away for attempting to touch her on the body.
This is the context in which the Melania Trump conspiracy theory is steeped.
President Trump and his First Lady were at a press conference on Friday discussing hurricane relief for Puerto Rico. All seemed fine and dandy. Until Donald Trump bizarrely said, "My wife Melania... who happens to be right here."
Why... why are you telling us that she's "right here" when we can... see.
OR CAN WE?
People of the internet are convinced it is not Melania, but rather a body double, standing in for the First Lady.
A woman named Andrea Wagner Barton wrote on Facebook, "Will the real Melania please stand up? Is it me or during his speech today a decoy 'stood in' for Melania??"
Her post was shared 107,000 times.
"Why is Melania always wearing sunglasses?" commenters asked. Others are convinced she has completely different lips.
To add to this extremely compelling and not at all completely ridiculous conspiracy theory, when Trump addressed first responders following Hurricane Irma in Florida, he said, "I just wanted to thank everybody... Melania really wanted to be with us."
But she...
She was literally standing right there beside him.
Twitter understandably cannot cope with the fact that Melania is in hiding and their First Lady is actually a very convincing body double.
Could it be that it's just the real Melania Trump but with pursed lips and sunglasses on? Or a woman who... maybe.. regularly makes, er, amendments to her face and thus doesn't look like Melania two weeks, two years, or 20 years ago?
Absolutely not. That's ridiculous.
It's a lurkin' body double/alien/robot lady.
CASE CLOSED.
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Top Comments
To be fair, she’s never looked happy. And why? She married him for money, knowing full well what a moron he was.
No, I think it's her. Sunglasses stop you squinting, which slows down wrinkles, and also stops people analysing your every expression 24/7.
No one seems to complain about Jacqui Onassis' sunglasses.