A definitive list of the things you should not wear to a fancy-dress party.

Don’t you hate it when you innocently go to a fancy-dress party in a cool costume and you have a fun night with all your pals and then you wake up the next day and you’re the most racist/disgusting/worst person on earth?

5. Hitler.

7. A Suicide Bomber.

 9. An Eating Disorder.

10. A Boston Marathon runner.

11.  Caitlyn Jenner.

12. A homeless person.

Wait, there’s even more. Mia Freedman, Kate De Brito and Monique Bowley decreed some other costumes no-go areas, including sexy nurse, sexy nun, sexy teacher…  Listen here:

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What costumes did we leave off the list?