This just in: Malcolm Turnbull will FIX AUSTRALIA.
Equal marriage! Action on climate change! Preventing domestic violence! Better access to abortion!
Is there NOTHING he can’t do?
It’s easy to be optimistic when we get a new Prime Minister (on average, approximately once a fortnight these days). It feels as though Turnbull is the good witch Glinda who has come to lead us along the yellow brick road to Perfect Country Land.
Along with the big and real issues, we just KNOW that Mr T is going to grant all of our wishes. Please, Malcolm?
1. Locate the doorway to Narnia.
Before you get down to political business, just check all the cupboards of Parliament House.
2. Convince the 10th nutritionist to recommend Weetbix.
We all know that 9 out of 10 nutritionists recommend it. Either find out what the tenth one eats for breakfast, or do some serious persuading.
3. Bring back Offspring.
The TV show, not the band. The band is still around, but we don’t want them. We just want Nina.
4. Fill the rivers with Prosecco.
The Yarra River of Melbourne is particularly in need of some attention. It’s disgusting. Probably best solution is to drain it and fill it with delicious bubbles, no?
5. Bring forward the release of the next Orange Is The New Black season.
Seriously, June 2016? We can do better, Prime Minister.
6. Get the Spice Girls back together.
“If you wannabe our leader, you gotta get with our friends.” But by ‘get with’ we mean ‘be chummy with’ not ‘make out with’. It’s a confusing lyric. Anyway, get the girl power back.
7. Invent the damn hoverboard already.
And they should be standard issue amongst commuters. In fact, it might solve the traffic crisis.
See how you go, Malcolm. No pressure, but we expect great things.
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Top Comments
I've nicked your image of super-mal ... that OK?
if not ... it'll come down immejately!x blessings, linz!x
Promote more women to boards...
M hand was hovering over the mouse while I pondered if this was worth an upvote or a downvote. ;o)
Downvotes no longer show up, and haven't done for a couple of years - removed, according to Disqus. Lol
Is he even in charge of any non govt boards anymore to be able to do this or are you just dragging stuff up from 20 yrs ago. 20 yrs ago I was a drug taking arts student, now I'm a 40 yr business owner with two kids and I don't drink anything stronger than coffee. In other words don't drag up propaganda from the distant past.
He is referring to when Turnbull was Communications Minister, so 2013-2015. Turnbull was the Abbott government's worst-performing minister when it came to appointing women to boards.
http://www.smh.com.au/feder...