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Lady Gaga is being trolled for daring to have a stomach at the Super Bowl.

Things were going so well.

Lady Gaga was nailing her Super Bowl half-time performance and the fans were going wild for the outrageous shoulders on her silver jumpsuit.

But then the 30-year-old had to go and change costumes halfway through her nine-song medley performance and confront us all with her very confronting stomach.

For those who missed it, confronting stomachs are like regular stomachs... but way more confronting. (Mamamia's Mia Freedman has one and, similarly to Lady Gaga dared to bare it to the world last year, which is precisely when The Daily Mail deemed it "confronting".)

And before you go getting crazy ideas in your head, no. It is not enough for a woman to be a globally adored performer and recognised as one of the greatest living pop icons of our times. She also has to have a six-pack while doing it, damn it, or else it's all for nothing.

Naturally, the jerks of our planet have wasted no time in pointing out that Gaga both a) has a midriff that does not resemble a washboard and b) had the audacity to leave the house rather than laying down in the foetal position and question her worth in the world, heading to Twitter to share their views.

Sure, six Grammy awards are great and all, but they're no six-pack, Gaga.

But because the world is a mystifying place and women apparently got confused about what our purpose is on this earth (spoiler: it's to be an image of sexual perfection without being "slutty" or having opinions or demands for equality), a number of viewers tweeted about how inspirational both Gaga and her stomach were.

Incredibly, President Trump is yet to tweet about it, but let's see what he has to say come 3am.

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damiana879 7 years ago

OMG, seriously...idiots like the one who said they couldn't concentrate on the performance because of her stomach, they need to be put in black plastic bubbles and dumped in the ocean. They're the same idiots who say they're not shallow, but they want their woman looking like Christie Brinkley with money like Oprah, who can cook like Rachel Ray with the sexual drive of an entire team of cheerleaders. Shame on you shallow guys!!


Guest 7 years ago

You know what, if all the media didn't make this into a news story it would have just been a couple of idiots on twitter... now it has turned into world news. I really hate how it is normal practice now to report on a what a handful of random people say on twitter.