Kylie Jenner's food delivery spend will make you feel better about your Uber Eats addiction.

I once ate pasta with butter for dinner for an entire week before payday.

Supermarket-brand spaghetti, and butter. Actually no, it wasn’t even butter, it was margarine. 

Yes, the contents of my fridge and amount of money in my bank account were both that grim.

So when I learnt today that Kylie Jenner is so frivolous with her food delivery orders she once had a single carrot delivered to her house I was quite frankly offended.

If that doesn’t make you feel like enough of a pleb, check out her daughter Stormi’s first handbag. It’s a mini Hermès Birkin, because of course it is. Post continues after video.

Imagine being so loaded you would rather pay triple the amount for something purely for the convenience of having it delivered to your door.

Just imagine.

Imagine also having spent $13,000 in total on food deliveries over the course of a year.

Sweet Jesus. That’s a lot of carrots.


We should clarify: she didn’t actually order $13k worth of carrots because that would be…insane.


She did order a sh*tload of gourmet meals that make my scraping through ’til payday dinners look like budget brand dog food.

(I’ve graduated from pasta and butter FYI, but to not much better).

The reality star revealed the jaw-dropping amount on delivery service Postmates’ series The Receipt, and we’re actually pretty jealous right now.

Mainly of one particular day where she placed five separate orders that are the makings of a hungover person’s dream day of eating.

The day was June 27, 2018, and well, Kylie was hungry:

10:00 AM, cream cheese bagel from The Bagel Broker
2:07 PM, 6-pack macaron ice cream sandwiches from Milk
2:11 PM, penne bolognese from Mauro’s Cafe at Fred Segal
2:13 PM, taquitos, Mexican rice, enchiladas and a tostada salad from Casita del Campo
2:17 PM, truffle “Impossible Burger” from Umami Burger


(She had actually ordered the food for a crew during a photo shoot, but still).

The delivery service went on to reveal Kylie’s most popular time to order in 2018 was 10 am . She ordered from 65 different merchants, loves a matcha latte and holds the unofficial record for the most Postmates orders in a 10-minute window (four).

…That’s more impressive than my university degree.

Her most expensive order was for Don Julio Añejo 1942 Tequila, while her smallest order was a bottle of Smartwater and a single carrot – because screw going to the supermarket for a carrot when you’re Kylie Jenner, right?

And in a…weird flex…from the website, they also provided insight into Kylie’s order seven days before giving birth to Stormi, which included Oreo McFlurrys, 10pc chicken nuggets, and fries.

Sounds like every Sunday tbh.