Excuse us.
It has come to our attention that Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves have been secretly hitched since 1992.
That might explain why neither of them are married ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Apparently their top secret matrimony occurred on the set of Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula, and they just decided to wait 26 years to make it official.
Reuniting for the promotion of their latest film, Destination Wedding, Ryder clarified the situation to Entertainment Weekly.
“We actually got married in Dracula. No, I swear to God, I think we’re married in real life,” she said.
“In that scene, Francis [Ford Coppola] used a real Romanian priest,” she added. “We shot the master and he did the whole thing. So, I think we’re married.”
FYI it was also Valentine’s Day, and they were wearing this fancy get up:
Although Reeves was surprised at Ryder's admission (men, eh?), he came around eventually.
"Oh my gosh, we’re married,” he said, affirming all of our 90s goth dreams.
In reality, Reeves is rumoured to be dating Halle Berry, and Ryder has been in a steady relationship with fashion designer, Scott Mackinlay Hahn, since 2011.
Still... fans are freaking out over this grand revelation and we can't blame them.
Speaking of celebrity weddings - here are the first dance songs of some of our favourite celeb couples.
Top Comments
So if they're (Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves) are dating other people and not in love why don't they get the marriage annulled, but if they truly are in love i wish them luck, how could Francis Copala not tell them he used a real Romanian priest and why would he use a real Romanian priest couldn't he get a actor to play a Romanian Priest that was a very silly thing he did you don't marry two people without telling them if it were me I'd be furious at him unless Keanu wanted to stay married then I'd be very happy I'd love to marry that man lol